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"Things live here, there's oxygen here." He walked to the door, "Alright, I'm doin' this!" He kicked open the door and dived out, whooping like a banshee the way down. "YEAH!" He yelped as he landed safely with the help of his jet pack, "It's safe, you can come down now!"
BluSpyReturns said
"Dammit Dreeak, you're just a hyper machine, aren't you?" She then began to the northern parts of the galaxy. Entering another solar system, she began to set the ship in orbit next to the closest planet, that is indeed confirmed to have life.


"...If this has sapient life, I'll just maroon you here... Now get in the atmosphere, I'm skydiving for once."
BluSpyReturns said
Honel began to almost cry of laughter. She then walked to the control room, turning on the engines. She then began to fly the ship, flying outside of the atmosphere. She asks, "Where do you want to go?"


"Where we get paid to be, AKA the next system to the north," he said, "Now, HIGH-HO, SILVER!" He jumped into his seat, shaking the ship a little.
He sighed, "Tsk tsk, poor bastards are gonna snap their necks trying to--" Dreeak was interrupted by a series of gruesome cracks, "Dear lord, it's horrible. At least I was right." He looked at Holen, " Are we even in the right solar system? I mean, there is no sapient life where we should be, but they understood crap. Like, actually understood crap. They had a language and everything."
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The creatures looked at him, sighing, "What the fuck is a God? Also, what is a lesbian?" the creatures asked.Honel then looked at Dreeak, as she then sighed, "You're an idiot." Honel said.


"Hah. I was... Just joking. But only about the 'I am your God' part. The other part was true. No idea how to explain the word 'lesbian', though..."
"...HOLEN, IF YOU GOT THEM PISSED OFF, I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO THEIR GOD!" Dreeak yelled from below, "Unless they sacrifice me first.... I'll see if they sacrifice people." He finished the wire and opened the door, "Greetings, mortals! I am your God, The Mighty Dreeak! My proof? That woman you met used to be a lesbian, then she met me! Now she's bi!"
VarionusNW said
what would you be counting as a series, aka: legitimate published works of fiction such as books, movies, or games, or just characters you created from anything, ranging from fanfiction, to an RP?


Legitimate published works of fiction and things like webcomics, videos, etc.. I'll need to see it if it's from an RP.
"Aha!" the Xarg found the problem "Faulty wire. I got this..." he went to the storage room for some wiring, but noticed some beings in the distance, "Holen? Holen! Go greet the people there. I'm fixing a wire." He grabbed wire and tools and returned to the place of fault.
"ALL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIGGGHHHTT!" Dreeak screeched as he ran for the door, "...Hey? What's that noise?... I'm the Engie here, gotta check it out...." He moved to the location of the noise.
"Ohh-kay," Dreeak walked into the control room, "Go into the atmosphere. I want to skydive," he sniffed the air, "Why're you drinking the wine now? Save that for dinner or something, Honel. It's probably expensive..." He put on his tail guard, "Okay, go on and put this bad boy into atmosphere."
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