BrobyDDark

Necromorphs vs Xenomorphs

Let's assume a planet is taken over by two groups: The Necromorphs take one half and infest the area, the Xenomorphs take the other half and infest the area. The two are bound to meet eventually, and it will be bloody. Who would win that fight?

I saw Atlantis: Lost Empire for the first time the other day

Spirit

@Clirkus

What?

The Second Whenever Cross-Site Hunger Games: Revolution Edition

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The Mystery Box

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Baby Goat Warrior

EVENTS

[player 1] gets up and gets down with the sickness

[player 1] and [player 2] play rock, paper, scissors. [player 2] wins, [player 1] is grumpy for the next few hours

Give the avatar above you a Porn Name!

Turbo Tim, the Quick Draw.

Humans are Insane

Realistically, I imagine organic lifeforms from other planets arw gonna be culturally and biologically similar to humans or our animals. If Earth was a 1 in ten gajillabillion chance it's more than likely other planets will just seem like off-shoot timelines rather than actual tentacle people with anal probes.

Which means alcohol, religion, natural foods, etc, would be very similar. You could hand them a chilli pepper and say "Shit's spicy" and Gorthlafax Balthazar will be like "Oh fuck, you have gelefese here too?"

What you're thinking of would be an entirely different universe entirely, where the rules are always different. X'ir'k'in'thro'phu'ck from the castchlobetch nebula will look at a pepper and say "WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO IT'S GOT A FUCKING BOMB, GET THE FUCK DOWN." because X'ir'k'in is from another Earth where peppers fucking explode when you eat them.

Do you know what 'reconnaissance' means?

If you google that. For shame.

Felt like describing a pointless story. A couple days ago, while driving around with my parents to a friend's place. My mom looked back and asked "Do you know what reconnaissance means?" and for some reason, I had a brain fart at that moment and immediately got the word 'Renaissance' stuck in my head, so it took me like 30 seconds longer than it should of to accurately tell them what it meant. Which was frankly embarrassing, because I knew it. But I guess that's what it's like being put on the spot.

But even worse was apparently, her entire college class she teaches, didn't have a clue what the word was either. Had zero idea. I feel like humanity is slowly declining...(just kidding, I knew long before this.)

If you're reading this and didn't know what that word means, I won't judge you much. :D

So just so I didn't just waste 10 seconds of your life. Go ahead and tell me and everyone else if you had any similar experience of someone not knowing a word, that they really should of learned in their English classes.

@SleepingSilence

Yeah. I know someone called SleepingSilence, who should know that it's should HAVE not should of. Or, if you want to be really specific, should've, because it's a contraction between should and have.

Dragonborn vs. Eragon and Saphira

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>Daedra armor
>Cool

More lake Dadredge amirite

Steel plate is sexy as fuck.

@Dinh AaronMk

Steel plate, more like steel LATE to the fashion scene. Steel was soooo ten years ago.

The Second Whenever Cross-Site Hunger Games: Revolution Edition

Head-canon: I'm just some crazy guy that lives in the arena. I'm not a tribute, I'm a custom hazard.

Dragonborn vs. Eragon and Saphira

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Let's get real here fam, given Skyrim's penchant for having an armor cap once you rig your heavy armor stat just right you can tank all damage in steel plate just as well as in full Daedric. It's only aesthetic at that point.

@Dinh AaronMk

>not wanting to look cool while kicking ass

lolgay

Dragonborn vs. Eragon and Saphira

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TBH I dumbed it down a bit for their benefit.

Since technically yes, a 100% maxed out to the teeth Dragonborn such as that would metaphorically rape them into oblivion.

Unless Eragon learned said Dragonborns' true name.

@Multimind

I'd say there needs to be some ground rules before the fight starts. No introductions, put in a room outside either of their universes, cannot summon outside help, no surrendering, no giving up because it's a pointless fight. A large reason why the Death Battles series doesn't work is because they don't follow those rules or similar.

To make it fair, let's say our Dragonborn only has max force, dragon rend, and sprint, as well as only half the two handed skill tree, half the restoration, nd only iron armor and battleaxe.