Number 10 is actually Midichlorian, not Mitochondria.
An idiot in a pompadour travels the galaxy with a sentient vacuum cleaner and space-cat.
*muttering* "Ooh, look at me! I'm @BrobyDDark! I'm Spider-man with a f*cking monocle and top hat! I say words! Blah-blah-blah!"
Just kidding, man. Please don't hurt me. o.o;