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A large booming voice coming from off to the side. “LADY DeVespe!!, why it’s been such a LONG time”. “I almost forgot that night we had together, you haven’t changed a bit, looking as…noble as ever…”
Taking a drink out of my bottle, and a bit off of some cooked meat, Attempts to wink at the fine lady, it come across as awkward blinks. “lady DeVespe, you will be excited to know I did what I said I would do, I became a great swordsman, and would love to show you some time what my sword can do”.
I could absolutely take any of these low life’s out for you, (looks to the man in the wheel chair) “not him though, I can’t out run a man with wheels for legs”, but for a few coins of course, or something a bit more exciting”

You just stop by my hammock ANYTIME.

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“Toot toot!”

Waddling about the ship, I tend to carelessly bump into people since I’m as wide as I am tall, fortunately for all of you I’m like a weeble and I don’t fall down.

“I would very much like a drink, some ale, wine, women? Any Broads on the ship?”
“Ope, pardon me…WENCHES?” “That’s the correct term is it not?”
“Hiccup”!
Pulling out my flask, I take a lazy sip out of it, and mutter to myself as I look around the deck, noticeably confused by a few of the people on the ship. Some weird looking folks on this ship. Shrugging my shoulders, I’ll stumble and look for a place to get comfortable.

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“Look alive travelers and crew! This is an adventure”

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Name: Barbara Butch
Gender: Fem
Age: 42
Description: Short slicked back hair that’s black, with a permanent snarl on my butch face. I’m a bad bitch whose been around the block a few times and it shows, I’m 5 foot even and as wide as I am tall, I only wear chainmail, and loin cloth. I have a few poorly done prison tats with former girlfriends names that didn’t work out. I like hiking, but hate bugs, the sun, and anything happy, so I only hike in the rain.
Bio: I worked as a bar wench off and on and went to prison a few times mostly for assault for men telling me to Get them a beer. I like my Horse her name is Harley and ride her everywhere. I’m lookin to settle down with the right fair and burly maiden, I’ve saved up about tree fiddy and I’m wanting a hardy stout woman to warm my face at night.
Purpose of travel: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Other info: Hey girl, can I get yo, lovin?

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Name: Barbara Butch
Gender: Fem
Age: 42
Description: Short slicked back hair that’s black, with a permanent snarl on my butch face. I’m a bad bitch whose been around the block a few times and it shows, I’m 5 foot even and as wide as I am tall, I only wear chainmail, and loin cloth. I have a few poorly done prison tats with former girlfriends names that didn’t work out. I like hiking, but hate bugs, the sun, and anything happy, so I only hike in the rain.
Bio: I worked as a bar wench off and on and went to prison a few times mostly for assault for men telling me to Get them a beer. I like my Horse her name is Harley and ride her everywhere. I’m lookin to settle down with the right fair and burly maiden, I’ve saved up about tree fiddy and I’m wanting a hardy stout woman to warm my face at night.
Purpose of travel: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Other info: Hey girl, can I get yo, lovin?