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Marx 9 yrs ago
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? .......Bison.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they realize the potential danger of the situation.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
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Marx 9 yrs ago
There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you." And then Fridge says "bllaaarrarararraraaarg".
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Q's grey?
A: A melted penguin
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Marx 9 yrs ago
What do a plum and an elephant have in common?
They're both purple.
Except for the elephant.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"
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Marx 9 yrs ago
What was the last thing Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?
"Ok men, get on the ship"
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Marx 9 yrs ago
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.
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Marx 9 yrs ago
Is your refrigerator running?
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