Spider-Man (Rather known as Peter Parker) was not having a great day. Spidey swinged from a web, and kicked into a doombot. A loud metal crunch was heard as the bot short-circuited and fell over. "Ouch! That must've hurt." Spidey added. Another ran at him, but didn't get very close as Spidey slammed a big, heavy, web ball into it's face. If that was a person, that would've been probably hard to watch.
He uppercutted a bot, then grabbed it by the neck and chokeslammed it back into the ground. Another ran at him, only to be roundhouse kicked. These bots didn't stand a chance at all. He fired a web into a drone's arm, and ripped its arms off.
Seriously though, someone needs to call the mechanical ambulance, because when the Young Avengers are done with these hunks of junk, they're gonna need one. Badly.
Spidey fired webs into the walls with both hands, and pulled himself up. "Watch out! A Spider Slingshot coming through!" Spidey let go of the web, letting him fly right into the robot's chest, he practically went through the robot. Both of his feet were stuck in the bot's chest. The lights in the robot's eyes dimmed out, and it fell. Spidey pulled his feet out of the bot, and made two large webs and slammed both of them on the right and left side of a bot's head, ultimately crushing it like a bug.
"Boing! Boing! Boing!" Spidey yelled, as he threw himself around, using bots' heads as trampolines to jump on. He landed on the ground in his iconic pose. Four bots swarmed around him. "Oh nuts..." He said, looking around. The white eyes in his mask were widened. The bots ran at him.
"Sike!"
He spinned on his head, kicking their heads off of their bodies. Spidey was surprisingly enjoying this. These doombots weren't very worthy of the name. One jumped at Spidey, and he turned around. "Uh oh...!" It pounced him, punching him in the face.
"Gah!" A normal fist would hurt a lot coming from a bad guy or criminal. Now imagine a metal fist as 10x more painful than a normal fist.
Spidey then grabbed the bot, and pushed it off, he fired a web into and pulled it closer to him, clotheslining it. Hard.
"Doombots? More like junkbots!" He yelled, while practically RKOing a doombot. Then...well something happened, something that was unexplainable even for him, as he has seen spiderverses, and different worlds.
A black hole or something opened, sucking everything and everyone in. "Whoa...! WHAT THE!? WHOAAAAA!" Spidey fired a web at a wall, trying to hold on for dear life as he watched his friends get pulled in.
"NO!" He yelled reaching out for his friends, but he wasn't safe as any of them. The web snapped.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!l!" Spidey was sucked into the hole, then everything went black.
Spidey slowly started to wake up. He couldn't remember much, all he could remember was being sucked in a black hole that he didn't even get a look at. He felt like he fell off a building without his powers and webshooters, ten times. Spidey groaned loudly, and his vision started getting clearer. He was temporarily startled by a green skinned blonde brute, only to realize it was his teammate, Hulking holding him. "...Wha...?? Uuugh..." He then noticed a woman that had a female magician outfit, w-was that Wiccan? "..Wiccan, dude...did you get...gender-swapped...?" Spidey was dazed.
"Superboy don't worry, right now we have bigger fish to fry. Green Lantern what did that ring just say?" Nightwing realized what it said fairly quickly though. But he felt like he couldn't believe it. An alternate dimension? It did amazingly answer some things about what had happened. Nightwing's concern was WHAT reality were they in? Nightwing had seen Sliders before, he didn't want to even start guessing what kind of crazy crap was in this reality.
"Superboy..." glancing over Teddy suddenly saw Superboy's shirt, and instantly recognized the logo adorned on his shirt. He was about to say something when Spider-Man in his grasp came too, mumbling and mistaking the girl for Wiccan. She was certainly no Wiccan Teddy could attest to THAT. Still Spider-Man sounded like he was delirious.
"Is he... is he okay?" Nightwing asked glancing down at the two.
"Yeah hold on..." Teddy rear backed a palm that was slightly enlarged, and with a good swift motion slapped Spider-Man right across the cheek. "Come on Peter come back to us buddy!" Teddy calmly said as he was ready with another slap for good measure. Spidey held his cheek from the slap, and noticed that another was coming. "Wait, I'm good! Teddy, wait!" He sputtered, he did not want another slap from the Hulking. Seriously, those hurt...alot. Fortunately, the slap did wake Spidey back to reality and out of his deliriousness.
"Okay okay... just got to be through is all..." Teddy replied holding his hands up in self defense. Thankfully Spider-Man could handle his power, he did that to someone like say... Speed, without a warning. He'd knock that psychopath's head around on his neck like a tornado.
Nightwing started to glance down at Spider-Man and his mind started churning to where he had seen the costume before. Since now he had the realization that they very well could be somewhere different. "Hey wait a second..." Nightwing pointed down at Spider-Man. "Spider-Man right? Miles Morales?" Spidey looked at Nightwing like he just called him a random name, which he did. "Uuhh, who's Miles Morales? I'm Peter Parker..I'm assuming you're...yeah, I don't know."
Teddy glanced back over at Nightwing. "Yeah actually... is Superman just like a ton younger or something?" Teddy confusedly asked.
Clearly everyone was just confused at this point as Nightwing waved it off. "Look right now its probably best before something else insane happens." Nightwing just decided it was best to start figuring out where they were, just in case like dinosaurs were still around or something. Seriously if Jerry O' Connell shows up Nightwing was going to just turn around and get the fuck out of there.
As the seven of them all left the temple, Teddy looked up and saw the Quinjet. Suddenly he started to feel a lot better. "Oh sweet, thank God Patriot taught us all how to fly the thing..." Teddy sighed feeling alright again.
Nightwing on the other hand though wasn't as excited, "Oh... ooohhhhh...." Was all he could say as it all dawned on him what happened.
Bart Allen, or Impulse smiled. It was about time Lex and his crew got what was coming to them. Impulse uppercutted a spec op in a fast manner, the thug yelpded and practically went skidding. "Bring it on!" Impulse said, still smirking. Impulse threw a flurry of punches into a another spec op soldier, he groaned and fell, holding his chest. "I hope Lex is feeling the mode, I can't wait to see the look on his face!" Impulse said, running around another soldier. Lightning flashed around, and a streak of brightness coming from the bolts on Impulse's visor that were on the ear area. The spec op soldier went flying.
This was pretty crash. These spec op punks wouldn't stand a chance against the team. Grinning Impulse was trying to stay fending back the guards like Nightwing had told him too. When though he heard Nightwing and Lex having their little word wars though Impulse had to go look. Zipping into the room though he was in time to see the portal opening behind the bald baddie. As much as he wanted to be smug about Lex deserving it. His duty as a totally crash superhero meant he needed to step in. Running up the plan was to grab Lex and pull him away before something happened. That was the plan at least, what really happened was suddenly feeling the portal forcing him in caused him to practically launch himself into it. Yelling "THIS IS SO MOOODDDDEEEE!" All the way in.
When Impulse came too, he was certainly not prepared for what he saw. He watched Zatanna looking down a group of five or so people he didn't recognize at all. Glancing back and forth between the two in a rare moment of quiet. Finally though upright Impulse had a beaming smile again. "Man you guys look soooo ridicious right now you know that on man dude this green suit is SO crash you a speedster too I've never seen you around though I'm Impulse you guys work in like Gotham City or something Central City Star City heck where ever you guys work so long as you're good guys its all crash!" Impulse was clearly not intemidating nor really had what happened settle in, instead he got a chance to meet new fellow young superheroes.