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Sam could see the axe blow coming from a mile away, he just wasn't sure that Max could. He used that as justification to kick his little buddy's behind and send him soaring (Max letting out a cheerful "Whee!" As he did) before side stepping the strike. Well, that and it was fun.

"Yeesh, that axe of yours looks nasty," Sam commented, cocking his revolver "but from my experience, bullets beat just about everything." With that, Sam opened fire on Yangus, firing off two bullets before getting interrupted by Max landing on his head.

"Sorry Sam, I was aiming for lardo over there," Max explained, waving around his handgun carelessly "I don't know how I missed him honestly."

"Never mind that Max," Sam responded, taking aim at the big lug again "let's just pump this guy with so much lead, toy factories will have to recall him so he won't poison children!"

"You have such a way with words Sam." Max said before joining Sam in shooting at Yangus.

(Meanwhile...)

The Spy was shocked by Sylux's speed, so much so he didn't see the Shock Coil fire at him until it was too late. Letting out an annoyed grunt, The Spy became visible and stumbled backwards, getting a mean right hook from Sylux before he got his senses back. Shaking his head, The Spy got into a combat pose, glancing down at his watch. He was sure he had another 90 seconds before it went dead, but he could clearly see that it was out of juice. He grunted in annoyance, deducing what had happened very quickly.

"I see..." The Spy said with a hint of arrogance "So zat doo dad of yours saps electricity..." He experimentally checked his Dead Ringer. Sure enough, it needed to charge, even though he hadn't used it all yet. He eyed Sylux cautiously, reaching around in his pockets for something that would come in handy. As soon as he found it, The Spy rolled forward and in front of Sylux, swiftly moving to his side before pressing the mouth of The Ambassador against the side of the Bounty hunter's head. This was a bluff of course, as he was currently digging out something that had helped him many times in the past-his Sapper. It would be a gamble to see if this had been effected by whatever it was Sylux had fired at him, but it seemed like his best bet at that point. With that, The Spy slapped the Sapper on Sylux's torso, with a simple one liner.

"Great minds zink alike zen..."

(Elsewhere)

The Doctor moved aside as Asuka attempted to break down the door, only to watch her run into it at full force before tumbling to the ground, the door not giving an inch.

"Let me try something Miss Kazama." The Doctor spoke up before Asuka could try again, digging out his Sonic Screwdriver. He held it over the lock on the door and activated it, surprised to see the door not budge.

"Funny," The Doctor said, a little miffed "that usually works. I wonder..." His mind racing, The Doctor formulated what seemed like a decent hypothesis to him, before turning back to Viridian, Robin, and Asuka.

"Now, this is just a theory, so feel free to take it at face value," The Doctor explained "but I think these door open up to other arenas, smaller ones than this, that we'll be allowed to enter once the competition has been reduced, it you catch my meaning." Suddenly, the sound of multiple guns going off caught The Doctor's attention. Whirling around, he saw a six foot tall dog and a three foot tall rabbit firing at a beefy looking Viking, and what looked like a tense standoff between a sharp dressed fellow and...Something robot that made his skin crawl. He shuddered and shook his head, trying to not let it bother him.

"It's only a theory mind you," The Doctor concluded "but they might have the right idea..."

(Somewhere else...)

Samus' visor showed no immediate threats. Hell, it didn't show anything. It was just a dark void, one that she was all to familiar with. She folded her arms and sighed audibly.

"Five...Four...Three...Two..." The bounty hunter got out before being interrupted.

"...ONE! Hello once again Miss Aran, I believe you know what this is?" The Voice said with much enthusiasm, clearly happy to have Samus back.

"I've done this five times, I'd hope I would know by now." Samus said sarcastically, running a check on her Varius suit to make sure everything was running efficiently.

"I won't waste your time then, transporting you...NOW!" The Voice boomed, and with that Samus was gone.

Samus was plopped down on a nearby hill, where she immediately turned on her scanner. She didn't see any veterans on her radar, so that gave her an edge right off the bat for being the only one here with experience. That doesn't mean she didn't find anything she recognized, as her scanner picked up a being she had encountered before, and one she hoped she wouldn't encounter again.

"Hello Sylux, it's not nice to see you again." Samus said to herself. She paused to charge a full shot with her arm cannon before making her way down the hill and into some tall grass, hoping to get the jump on her old enemy.
"Well Asuka," The Doctor said with determination "I say we go in there and find out for ourselves." The Foctor reached out and pulled on the door handle. And pulled again, and again, but it wouldn't budge.

"Locked?" The Doctor asked aloud, scratching his head "Wonder why..."

(Sorry to leave with so little. I should be able to post more stuff this afternoon. Oh, and that door had the Triforce on the crest if I didn't make that clear.)
"A pleasure to meet you Robin," The Doctor said chipperly "I am, as Asuka said, The Doctor. These are my companions, Viridian and Asuka. I have to say, that is an astute observation Robin, well done." The Doctor nodded respectfully in Robin's direction before looking down to the sitting Asuka.

"I hope my Aikido is up to your expectations," He said to the Japanese fighter "and I also hope you find a worthy challenger, Asuka Kazama of Japan, but at the same time I hope you don't hope it to me..." With that, The Doctor crouched down to stand beside Viridian at his level.

"...Because I must agree with Viridian," He explained "I would love the chance to explore this place, and the many doors around it. I was once a tracker by trade, but now a days I find myself trapped in one place. Well, this being the exception of course." Standing back up to full height, The Doctor glanced around and spotted a nearby door with a crest on the top of it-one with thee triangles that formed together to make a pyramid.

"That seems like a good place to start." The Doctor commented, pointing out the door in question.
Weiss Schnee said
ignore the duplicate posts. When the flood protection was on my post did not go in and i thought i submitted but apparently i did it more then once...only thing i hate about the site sometimes.


Yeah, the site is definately going through some teething troubles, but everything should work put all right I think. IC post coming up.
Strawberry425 said
Hey guys so sorry about this but I'm going to have to complete my characters tomorrow. Came into some unforseen complications and really am too pooped out to complete it tonight. But I promise I will have everything down by tomorrow >.<


Is fine dude, we're a patient people. As long as those CSes get done, everything will be hunky dory, but thanks for the heads up anyway.
Think I'm gonna wait on Weiss and Lionheart before I continue the conversation over on their end, and I'm gonna hold Samus back for a bit. Don't worry, it will all become clear(er) soon...
Max had been taking great pleasure in attempting to tear apart Yangus' face. So much so, he never saw the club coming. The lagomorph was blindsided and sent skidding a good few feet away, and he would've gone further had Sam not stopped him by placing his foot in the direction he was skidding in.

"You okay little buddy?" Sam asked, taking his foot of Max's head.

"Yeah, I've had worse," Max said casually, standing up and dusting himself off "but that was fun! Can we keep bugging this guy?"

"Well, it IS a fighting tournament," Sam remarked, withdrawing his Smith and Wesson and facing Yangus "and you DID just smack my little buddy upside the head."

"I think I'm gonna like it here." Max said cheerfully, pulling out his Glock from God knows where.

Meanwhile, The Spy watched the drama unfold before him. The BLU Team mercenary was always an opportunist outside his work-whatever side was winning, he would join. Since it seemed like this was a free for all, The Spy simply decided to jump in to help whoever was winning and get in their good graces.

'It takes a man of cunning,' The Spy thought, reaching for a new cigarette 'to vin a bloodbath, no?' Before he lit the cigarette to enjoy the show, he suddenly heard a low electrical hum. Thankful that his Cloaking Clock still had another two minutes before it needed to recharge, The Spy looked over his shoulder to see someone with the same idea he had-Sylux, who appeared to be keeping his eyes somewhere completely different. The Spy put away his cigarette, knowing that the smoke would likely give him away, and got an idea.

'I vill take out ze competition early...' He thought as he reached into his pocket and withdrew The Ambassador, figuring his pocket knife wouldn't be able to pierce the armor Sylux had, whatever it was. Sneaking through the tall grass, The Spy cocked his gun and put it up to the bounty hunter's head, prepared to pull the trigger...
It's Max Raddum, I'm pretty sure he couldn't tell the difference between metal and pizza dough , or care for that matter. Let's say he avoided the horns though.

EDIT: I now see Yangus' helmet is all horns. One sec
The Doctor had briefly taken up an aikido stance before Asuka had calmed down. Seeing her drop her fighting stance and stuff his hands in his pockets. His expression turned a bit sterner as Asuka questioned him.

"If I was the on who brought us here my dear," The Doctor said, his voice not matching the one of that who brought them there at all "why would I come down here myself when I could watch the drama unfold from where ever I was hiding?" He cleared his throat and extended his hand.

"If I may introduce myself," The Time Lord began "I am The Doctor, and this is my companion Vermilion. And you are miss?" He turned to answer Viridian, a morose tone taking over.

"I don't like it more than you do," The Doctor said "but I hope to prolong partaking in fighting as long as I can. Can you says the same Viridian, miss?" Once again, before he could get an answer, a newcomer in medieval clothing and with hair similar to his own minus the curls.

"It would seem the competitors are pouring in," The Doctor commented, extending his hand to the newcomer "how do you do good man?"

(Meanwhile, in a place where we can't afford decent lighting...)

The sound of screeching car breaks and a thud filled the usually soundless and lightless room. A custom painted '65 Desoto Police Car screeched to a halt, causing Sam to reach up to keep his fedora from flying off and send Max flying into the windshield with a comical splat.

"Now see Sam," Max chided "if you had let me drive we wouldn't have hit anything."

"If I had let you drive, we would've hit those three telephone poles and those cute duckies." Sam snarked back, getting out of the Desoto.

"Aw, you don't know that," Max said in mock sorrow before dropping the subject "anyway, why are we stopping this time? Usually we just keep driving if we hit things."

"Real simple," Sam said, turning around to face the three foot rabbit "the car insurance bills are starting to pile up, and I'd like to avoid this one if I can."

"Oh, don't forget, you owe me an extra large Meesa Pizza if property damage costs the most this month!" Max chimed in cheerily.

"And you're telling me where you hid my banjo if manslaughter costs the most," Sam fired back, poking the downed thing with his bare foot "and it's looking like I'm winning." The Freelance Police looked down to look at the body-a sharp dressed man in a blue suit and ski mask.

"Eh, probably a criminal anyway," Max said casually, already walking back to the Desoto "come on Sam, we gotta get home to watch 'Oh, is he Still Alive?'."

"In a minute little buddy," Sam said frozen to the spot "I seem to feel a sharp poking sensation at the back of my neck."

"Astute observation my furry friend..." A French accent rang out. At that moment, the body disappeared and a man that looked just like the body appeared behind Sam, holding a small but very sharp knife to the back of Sam's neck. The Spy to moment to light his cigarette before he spoke again.

"Now zen," The Spy said cooly "vouz are going to tell me how un vhy you brought me here to run me over, or you'll be getting a hole in vou're neck." Suddenly, the sound of a gun cocking was heard and The Spy felt a piece of cold metal pressed against his head. Looking behind him, he could see Max had leot up, wrapped an arm around his neck, and was now putting him in a compromising position.

"No, here's what's gonna happen Frenchie," Max said manically "you're gonna put down the knife, or I find out if a French guy spills out wine when you shoot him!"

"You crack me up little buddy." Sam said with a grin.

"I fail to find any humor in that Sam." Max responded.

"Woah, woah, WHOA!" A voice boomed out, a strong burst of energy separating the three "Can you save the fighting for the tournament maybe?"

"Tournament?" Sam inquired, flicking the brim of his hat out of his eyes.

"Explain, disembodied voice." The Spy said cooly, taking a drag from his cigarette.

"A fighting tourney of course," The Voice said as if it were the simplest thing in the world "You have been chosen, hand picked by me, to participate in this lovely tourney with a prize beyond your wildest imagination!"

"Uh oh Sam," Max said pessimistically "you know what this means-more work that we're not getting paid for."

"Glad to see you're so enthused," The Voice said sarcastically "but either way this is happening, in 5...4...3...2...1!" and with that, they were in the fray.
Sam woke back up and stretched finding The Spy watching something off in the distance. Curious, Sam looked in his direction to see him looking at a very big, beefy man with an ace in the distance.

"Whatcha looking at?" Sam asked curiously. The Spy merely took a drag from his cigarette, not glancing at Sam.

"Duex...Un." The Spy said cooly.

"BANZAI!" Max shouted, leaping from the tall grasses and onto Yangus and wrapping his legs around his chubby neck, biting and clawing at his face "Die, die, die!"

"Aw geeze," Sam said with an exasperated chuckle "looks like I gotta bail out Max again."

"Vou are on vou're own." The Spy said, activating his Cloaking Clock and disappearing as Sam dashed to help his little buddy.
Tee hee :)

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