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@Claw2k11 I had Ursus replaced
@Mardox Roman politics are harsh
"Lord Ursus, I am claiming my birthright. He was becoming insane. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a realm to govern." He then had Lord Ursus, and any of the guards who drew weapons against him, arrested pending future trials. "Lord Gnaes, you're in charge of the army now."

To all nobles of the lands
I am Fabricus, son of Lucius. I have killed my father. Why? Because he was leading us to slaughter. I ask everyone to forget all the things he said. All past sins are forgiven. All past bounties, forgotten. I invite everyone for a feast in my new capital. All are welcome, from Royal to Pleb.
Signed Fabricus Vermiculus
Yeah we're cool, just being dramatic, also hold off of orders for a moment
As Vermiculus was giving orders, his son marched into the room, followed by a few Royal guard, "What is the meaning of this?" Vermiculus asked. His son said nothing, he walked up to him, and stabbed him in the gut, "Can't let you ruin the country." Vermiculus slumped to the floor, dead. A new head of the House was in play
"General, mobilise three times what the enemy has, take all the Dragon Riders and the secret weapon. I also want you to conscript as many people as possible."

King Grainwad
Piss off and mind yourself


Shogun of Sha'an Tzien
I will burn these lands to ash and salt what's left for the disrespect I have been shown. If necessary, I will ally with the Shadows, since all anyone seems to care about is their own purse. So, kindly take your advice and stick it.
I'd like to say one thing, I would rather let the Shadows rule over me, than to let anyone kill and kidnap my people with impunity
Vermiculus looked at the general, "Kill everyone, burn the crops, the buildings and the animals. I want you to make it look as if being invaded by the Shadows was a mercy. But first, destroy that invasion force to a man, and bring all of their gear back here so that we may train troops o use it."
Piss King Shittongue
I piss on your honour. I piss on your House. And I piss your family! Leave my lands, or I will not remove the bounty. In fact, I'll improve it and add to it. I'll have your parents killed, your cousins, your brothers and sisters, I will wipe your lineage from the face of these lands. I will spare your daughters though, and give them to my army so that every man may satisfy their lust by using them for as long as they are needed. And then, I will sell them to the lowest bidder and watch as they become but husks of what they were. You may destroy that city, but be warned, I have no honour.
Your better, Lord Vermiculus


He then wrote another letter

To all nations
Anyone found to be trading with either Wolastra or Nastrondi will be considered a threat to Tar Sanguinus, and will leave me no choice but to declare war upon them, be to have their families hunted down and slaughtered.
King Gildedtongue
You have made three mistakes. One, taking a fight that isn't yours. Two, not coming to me to see if I would beat their price before you started slaughtering my people. Three, assuming that I am weak. Because of these mistakes, your family will pay the ultimate price. Starting with your favourite. Yiu may be able to have his them from others, but I can find anything and anyone.
Lord Vermiculus


"General Ursus! Move your men into position to take Wolastra. I want that land to burnt to the ground and the earth salted!"

Wanted
The heads of the family of King Gildedtongue.
Reward of 100,000 gold pieces per head.
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