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Current Bill Paxton is dead
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I find dick jokes are often hard and long
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I struggle when I roleplay between staying in character and giving in to my inner desires to just fuck with people.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Holy Mother of Fucking Shit, Carrie Fisher is dead
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Red pulled up beside the turtle and the other ship, and noticed who was onboard each one. One had a couple of Drow, the other had a Dragonlike creature. He could see they were setting up for a trade, laying out what they were willing to trade. So, he did the same. He laid out a bucket full of water and fish, making them stay fresh and alive. He also laid out some fishing rope, normal rope, some spare cloth for sails, thread and some stuff used to catch rain water. "And now we wait." he thought to himself
@Mardox he could be your half sibling, what a twist
Wilhelm frowned, then the lights went out. When they came back on, a mark was on the wall. He stared at it and pursed his lips, deep in thought. The fact that they couldn't say their names or describe their life annoyed him. He saw it as an insult towards him, so he decided that he had grown bored. "Me Rabbit, I understand that you are a bit, eccentric, however I didn't come here to have my time wasted. I know what you want from me, and the others. I don't know why you want it, but I don't care one bit. I came here to negotiate for it, but if all you're willing to do is play parlour games, then there is nothing for us to discuss. Good day fair people." He then started marching towards the door, tried to open it, only to discover that it was locked.
I'm still here. Just waiting for a meeting to conclude
Fabricus smiled, "I suppose it's no use me trying to convince you to stay. I like you Ursus, I always considered you more a father than Lucius ever was. Go, live in exile, but know hat you are always welcome." He got up from the throne, went over to Ursus and hugged him, "At the very least, promise to return when you are on your death bed. I'll give you a funeral that even the Gods will envy."
Fabricus had Ursus brought before him. He then had the halls cleared, leaving only him, and Ursus. "Well Ursus. You have two choices. You can avenge my father, despite the fact that e would've gotten everyone killed just for his pride. Or, you can become my top advisor in all things, wait and see when I am at my weakest, and then try and take the throne for yourself. So, would you rather be rash, or patient?"
@Claw2k11 fair enough. But a man gone made with power lies dead, that is all I shall say.
@Mardox that's ok, nothing will happen to them.
Fabricus looked at the men who were protesting. "Gentlemen. I know you're angry, but rest assured, Lord Ursus will be released soon. I merely need to ask him a few questions, that is all. Please, relax. All will be calm soon.

King Nieldun
I am pleased that you will be joining me. I have a proposition for you that I will ask once you arrive here. Also, rest assured, the bounty on your family is gone, and if anyone tries to claim it, I will personally boil them alive.
Signed, King Fabricus
A total overhaul is needed with my nation, seemed fitting that the son should be the one to take charge.
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