ACCEPTED COMMAND
>Choose Name: The Box Cocker
>Screw the class system and become a CockBoxer
>Find a nearby box and put it on your extremely erect penis
>Proceed to do what you always do
>COCKBOX. EVERYONE.
I'm glad you're here my friend.
Your Name is the Cock Boxer.
You have chosen the Cock Knight Class, with the Sub Class of Cock Boxer. You a Level One Premature Ejaculation.
The story begins...
You are but a Humble Cox Boxer in the Castle Town of CockButt. You are madly in love with the resident princess, Gobsmacked Buffaloelbow.
She is just simply the best woman on the face of the planet, but no one else seems to think so. You cock-box those men.
One day, after a long rest after a Fapping competition with your best Friend, Pisswaser, you wake up to find that Gobsmacked Buffaloelbox is missing!
You suspect its the evil CumMage on the top of Penis mountain, but you are not sure.
What will you do?