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3 hrs ago
Current Life is like a penis, at times its really hard
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1 day ago
The airport boldly asks "What if the worst sandwich you've ever had was $16.95"
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3 days ago
My little pony friendship is magical? You know what else is magical? SULFURIC ACID :D
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3 days ago
give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'll get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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3 days ago
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Get angry! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these! Demand to see life's manager! Make it rue the day it thought it could
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