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Dani: Awwwwww, poor Leo, baby. Come, Let Dani-neesan comfort you in her arms *Before Leo can get away he's embraced in Marshmallow Hell*
Dani: I'm up to my tits in morons.
CW: So am I.
Dani: You're a guy
CW: A slightly plump guy. Therefore. I has mini titties.
Dani: -_- Gross
CW: Relax, Lady. I'm no slut, yet look at Dani.
Dani: *Licks her lips* Look ALLLLLL you want.
CW: I am so fucking lost right now. It's like wandering into the monster girl section of Fakku.
Dani: Yes... "Wandered"
CW: Fuck you.
Dani: Well, someones a masturbatory narcissist. Remember. I'm BASED on a monster girl. And not real. Sooooo... tough break, Toots.

CW: GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mal: Shall I dispose of her, My Lord? Two swift flights of Cresent Moon and her heart would be paralyzed. She'd be nothing but a stump, as well.
Dani: Try it, Bat-Boy, I'll incinerate your ass with my Zwei Breaker! Or maybe give you a little taste of my Solar Streaker?

CW: SILENCE! I'm going to bed. Watch over these two jack-holes and make sure they don't get in trouble.
Dani: Oh, for the love of Oda, here, I'll do it. *Begins to glow orange from the feet up to the chest, before throwing out her arms to the side as the glow encompasses them* APOLLO! *Walks up to the roller and pushes Griff out, then slams her fists together* Twin Suns!! *Her fist shine even brighter as she grabs the roller aaaaaaaand...* Solar Fist Style: TERRESTRIAL BREAKEEEEEER!!!! *Suplexes the damn thing off What's-his-face*

CW: Damn.
CW: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Dani: Let me drop some knowledge on you, Leo. He's a marine and an idiot to boot... no one cares. Sisisisisisisisisisisisi....
CW: Yeah, he's kind of an idiot.
Mal: I too, must profess a lack of sympathy towards my fellow upholder of the Law.
CW: NOPE!
Dani: Monkey.... ... ... ... Straw Hat... ... ...
CW: Monkey.... ... ... ... Straw Hat... ... ...
Mal: Monkey.... ... ... ... Straw Hat... ... ...

CW: *Pulls out a net* IMA CATCH IT!!!
Mal: *Pulls out seastone handcuffs* IMA ARREST IT!!!
Dani: *Pulls out revolvers* IMA SHOOT IT!!!

*Everyone looks at Dani*

Dani: What?
Dani: Sable, dude, chill. I'm sure our idiot Capitan is just fine. He's probably wrestling a bear somewhere.
CW: Suddenly I'm very worried. Also, seriously Phil? Of all the things you could come up with, you cover Griff in human feces?
Dani: Even I wouldn't touch you with a 100 ft pole.

Mal: Thief Griff, did it ever occur to you that maybe YOU excremented upon yourself?
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