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CW: Wait, you're a virgin? A knockout like you? Fuck, we need to change that. Dani's busy, and kinda finds you annoying, sooooo Sammy? You wanna take a whack at it?

-MEANWHILE, IN THE RAPE CAVE-

Dani: Don't you ever say that! You hear me? Everyone in this world has worth. I mean, come on. You're a doctor for fuck's sake. You can save lives! Me? I can't do that. That makes you special. Besides, you never know. It might come in handy is my heart breaks down and stops sometime in the future *coughspoilerscoughcough* Sorry. Something in my throat. *Scootches closer and embraces Leo* Listen, you don't have to be physically strong in order to be a strong person. All you have to do is work hard and believe in yourself, and you can do anything. I know that sounds like Morgan Freeman reading a Cat Poster, but it's true. *Places a gentle kiss on Leo's forehead* You're a very strong young man, and in time, I know you'll come to see it, just like I do... but uh... it might help convince the others if you take off the maid costume and put your badass cloak-thingy back on. *Smile*
Sableyezer said
Sammy: hmmmm, i wonder if Natsu has one...


CW: Shut him up before he gets us ALL killed. -_-*
CW: Kang, dude, It's not that we ignore you, it's that you never say anything. And Silas is just sitting over there carving. I'd hate to break his concentration. As for Dani... well, she had a lot of loss in her life, so she channels that anger into two things. Her work, and debauchery. She used to be worse actually. She mellowed out a bit once she became boss of the Bloody Evolution. Now that she has a (mild) sense of responsibility.

And sadly yes... she as attached a dildo to a wall before. But she said it wasn't very comfy as it was a flat surface and she couldn't position her legs properly,
Dani: *Deposits Leo in the cave and closes off the exit, using her glowing body to give light to the place* Now that we're alone... *Sits down in front of Leo* Do you wanna talk? You seem to be having some problems with the group. If you want, I can help you. And no, not in the sexual manner. I can be your big sis! *Puffs out chest in a proud manner* I wanna help you, but you need to tell me what's wrong first.
Dani: *Sobbing turns to demonic grin as she quite literally disappears dragging Leonard to the rape cave*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHHHHHHH
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CW: What the-? Bitch was faking it!! She was just using you to get to Leo! Poor kid. Never had a chance.
Why the hell would we redo it? We'd just hit the same blocks as before.
Dani: *Emerges twenty minutes later (still from rubble) but in tears, alongside a three-legged goat, 2 bowlegged deer, a circus bear, and 16 goose that now waddle sideways*

*Sob, sob* I feel like I was in a German porno! *Sob, sob*

CW: O.O Holy balls... *comforts Dani* IT... What the hell did you do to her?!?!
Dani: Don't worry, IT. My best features are still human.

Besides...

I'll be gentle. *Whispers* Yipee-Kay Yay Motherfucker

*Drags IT to a different Love Hotel, which IMMEDIATELY evacuates as the tremors begin*
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