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CW: Where'd she go? Where... did... she... go!?

Dani: Whew. I think I lost him. Now I can finally relax *Covers her breasts with her arms and drops slutty persona* Thank you very much, Silas. *Shakes his hand* You are a kind man. Sorry for troubling you like this. Um... you wouldn't happen to have a spare shirt or something? I left my bikini out there *Blushes*.

Meanwhile, a little 12-year old girl watches everything while holding Space's original contract. The one that doesn't mention Dani at all.
???: Morons. They have no idea I swapped out the contracts. Mmmhmhmhmhmhm Shaaaahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Space: Oh, would you, dear? That would be very kind of you.

Dani: *Crashes headlong into Silas, giving him an unexpected Marshmallow Hell* Ow, ow, ow! What the hell? *Looks down* Well... aren't you eager? Well. I suppose. It's not like I have anything better to d-
CW: DANI!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!
Dani: Oh, shit. Hey, Silas. Help me ditch this guy and I'll let you do whatever you want to me.
Well, that's a shame. But to be fair, we are kinda stuck in a rut right now. But until Mistress says it's dead for good, I'll still be here.
Mal: Oh... okay. I see now. He is adorable. May I pet him?

CW: *Currently occupied running after (a still shirtless) Dani with an axe* I WILL SEND YOU TO THE DEATH DIMENSION!!!
Mal: Um. Miss LO? I cannot detect your demon dog. All I am detecting is a blue box with a little tear in the corner.
CW: Wait... WHAT!?!?!? *Yanks the contract out of Sables hands and reads* Grrrrrrr... son of a... GODDAMMIT DANI!!

Dani: *Has been silently shuffling away ever since Sable found the fine print* Uh-oh. I'm outies. Laters! *Takes off like a bat out of hell while Crimson gives chase*

CW: GET BACK HERE!! *Pauses* By the way Sable, I don't want or need your characters. Trust me, I've got plenty *Resumes chasing his creation* I WILL END YOU!!!

Space: Um... should I draw another contract? One without fine print?

Time: These people are funny. Maybe we should call the rest of the Council? They might enjoy seeing these humans act like idiots.
CW: Oh, th-that... Er... um... Th-that's just a pigment of your imagination. *shifty eyes* There's nothing that says CrimsonWarrior55 gets an unlimited harem of anime/manga/cartoon/comic book/video game women of his choosing. Nothing at all...
Sableyezer said
Sable: And Crimson, don't use yours too much, you'll rip a whole in space-time.


CW:

What you don't know yet, Sable. Is that I know both Space AND Time. And their hosts, Rune and Magnos. Sooo... guys? Can I rip open a hole for all manner of beings

Space: Hmm... Okay. I suppose it's alright. Just please be cautious. Our powers are not to be trifled with. Aaaaand you'll have to fill out *pulls out stack of papers 15 miles high* these. Unless Sable elects to sign this paper that dismisses this *Pulls piece of paper that says "Crimson doesn't have to fill out these papers"*.
Time: Pffft. Whatever. I don't care.

(P.S. I made that gif. My very first one. Now you may expect more)
The Irish Tree said
IT: And also, does Kaiji live around the Pacific Coast? Feel like I've seen her somewhere...


CW: Kaiji? Oh, you Kaija. Yeah, how'd you know? She and Go LOVE to visit Japan. Go has a particular fondness for Tokyo. They always treated him well over the years. Well, except when they lent him out to Hollywood back in '98. He still holds a bit of resentment for that blunder. But luckily they made it up to him on his more recent 2014 trip.

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: Its finally happened...thread's being taken over by characters not even from the rp.


Wait... can we do that? OY, SABLE!!! CAN WE DO THAT!?!?!?!

eemmtt said
eemmtt:*walks in wet and cold*


Ha...
Dammit... Double post.
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