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Crimson, Dani, and every other OC I have but two: NO! JUST FUCK NO! I'M HAVING NO PART IN THIS WHATSO-FUCKING-EVER! *Leaves*
Drake: What's got them so pissed off? *Sees next holiday* Oh! Fuck-Day? I LOVE Fuck-Day! Me and the girls are trying out Monster Girl and Catgirl cosplay this year *Glare in glee like a serial killer* And we're burning every copy we can of that fucking shitty-ass movie to a shitty-ass book. What about you, Hero?
Hiro: Firstly, it's Hiro. And secondly, I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Drake: Really? Why?
Hiro: You try being buried under 4 Player Characters, 19 Gym leaders, 8 Elite Four Members, 3 Frontier Brains, 2 League Champions, and several HUNDRED Non-Player Characters.... all because your girlfriend made a bet with a random Lass back in Kanto, and your creator was a massive pervert back in High School and still finds the concept hilarious. You'd think it's heaven, but it's not. Now imagine a day where you have to get ALL OF THEM gifts in exchange for what you get every night. Yeah, no. I'm not doing it.
Drake: You wanna come burn Fifty Shades of Grey with me and my girls?
Hiro: Thought you'd never fucking ask.
Well, I was hoping to avoid back to back, but Sable, you'll have to post again. Or we could do a titanpad collab to get the convo outta the way.
To say she was surprised by this was an understatement. Most people who ask to see her either want to challenge her or bitch about her weapons. All this kid seemed to want was food. Maybe it was a ploy? Eh, what the hell? She was bored "You're talking to her. So what's up? You lookin' to take control? Did I piss you off in the past? Did I hump ya and dump ya?" she asked, putting the bottle to her lips to take a drink.
There you go, guys. Enjoy. Who wants to go first? I'll post a mini-post of Dani's response after each one, okay? Have fun.
Dani just blinked. Once... twice.... three times... before bursting out into laughter "SisisisisisisisisisSAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Holding her guts, she leaned against a nearby wall as she tried to pull herself together "I'm... hahahahaha... I'm sorry! Hahahahaha!!! You... you're an interesting kid. Sisisisisisisi.... Pirate King, eh? So you wanna follow in the steps of Strawhat, huh? Sisisisi... alright. I can't lie. I'm kinda intrigued. Come on, let's get inside" Dani said, still snickering, as she led the group back to the central tower.
As they reached the tall building, the massive, 20 foot tall solid oak doors... didn't open. Instead Dani opened a standard door cut into the left giant door ("What? You think I'd really have doors THAT big? My ego's big, but come on"). Following a small hallway, it quickly led to a gorgeous, rather large lobby. Inside was surprisingly... elegant. The stone walls were decorated with various paintings and light fixtures, with a large crystal chandelier hanging in the center of the ceiling ("What? I have to spend my money on something"). They piled into an elevator on the other side of the floor, where Dani inserted a key into the panel. In no time at all the doors had opened again, into a large hallway that was just fantastic. Red carpets with gold trim, impressive statues adorning the halls, soft light bathing the area from gorgeous fixtures. Eventually they reached two guard stations, each one holding a wall of a man, wearing the standard B.E. vest, but with gold trim and a more elaborate patch, with two desert eagles crossing against a sun. Aaaaaaand both men were asleep... Wow... nice security. Unlocking the (again, very handsome) doors, Dani allowed each member of her party across the threshold and into the pitch black of her room. She flicked the switch, aaaaaaaaaand....
Oh... my.... fucking god the place was an absolute goddamn MESS! Booze bottles, food cartons, random boxes of junk, bikinis, tools, guns, swords, seriously, what the... oh, dear god... IS THAT A USED CONDOM!?!?!?!?!?! DANI WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! THAT'S SICK!!!! In a flash she quickly threw THAT away. "So make yourselves comfy. Just not the bed. Here." She opened the closet... *snicker* She has a giant stuffed rabbit. That's a new one. Anyways, she opened the giant closet and pulled out several (clean) beanbag chairs. Checking a clipboard nearby, she tossed them to the others "Those were just cleaned, so relax" she said, opening a small fridge next to the massive bed, grabbing three bottles of booze, and flopped upside down on the giant fluffy thing, head hanging off the footboard to look at her guests, expertly chucking a menu and Den-Den Mushi at Sammy's feet "Order what you want kid. The rest of you want anything, you can order too". Popping the lid off with her thumb (ow), she took a swig "So! Who wants to go first, eh? How about you!"...
Don't worry, I got this. I just totally forgot last night.
Oh, theres always something to figure out. Maybe Beck already knows about Questions 'quirks' so when Q goes to spew out the facts and figures Beck just keeps talking over him, spouting his own completely disjointed and randomly made up deductions about Q, driving the man himself nuts.The Ultimate Defense against a know-it-all... Knowing nothing... but acting like it's more important.
Well. Guess it's my turn now. Hmmm... you guys didn't really give me much to work with. Well, I'll take you guys to the tower. Maybe sit down and start conversing. I think I've got a start... I'll see if I can get it up before I go to bed.
Hey, KL, I don't think you ever managed to get me the link to the Titan. Could you send it to me, please?
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