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Sgrub: Chapter One

@KiltmanBagz Kaitan has already hinted at Leshas'...capabilities, for lack of a better term, without revealing solid information to other trolls in private.

Sgrub: Chapter One

Yaay! ~<3

Sgrub: Chapter One

I literally only shipped Solrezi because they both had colored glasses. And because I thought they were both blind. I didn't know at the time that Sollux would be blind lel.

Sgrub: Chapter One

Davekat, admittedly. >.>

Get this tho. My first real Homestuck ship was Solrezi.

Sgrub: Chapter One

-- enviousCalamity [EC] started trolling viciousEmpress [VE] at 10:26 --

Kaitan's ears flicked at the sound of Trollian's incoming message beeping. She spun around in her chair to face her computer screen, glaring down at the message.

EC: //Hey, Kaitan. I have your copy of the virtual reality entertainment program. You and I are to enter the game as soon as possible.//
EC: //Poppii was very insistent that we do so.//

VE: Riight.
VE: Not two be rude or anythiing but II thought iit wa5 5UPPO5ED two be Poppiiii (fuckiing ii's) contactiing me
VE: Liike
VE: II kiinda needed two talk two her about 5ome
VE: You know
VE: Potentiially problematiic peep5
VE: But anyway
VE: 5ure go on and 5end the fiile
VE: Took ya'll long enough

EC: //I would have preferred she not delegate the task to me, but she implied she would be communicating with TS about important matters.//
EC: //Which unfortunately leaves only myself to do this task.//

-- enviousCalamity [EC] sent the file "SGRUB.exe" --

Pursing her lips, Kaitan clicked around on the downloaded file and saved it under a more appropriate name. Then she turned her attention back to the current nuisance.

VE: Yeah yeah whatever
VE: Thank5 for the fiile
VE: Ju5t let her know that II need two get up wiith her
VE: IIt'5 mo5tly about Le5ha5, II think ii5 the biitch'5 name
VE: Anyway
VE: Thank5 for the fiile
VE: II'll iin5tall thii5 5hiit a5ap

EC: //It was my... Actually, it wasn't my pleasure. Communicating with you is displeasing even on a good day. I'd prefer to never do so again. Too bad we will both be playing this game.//
EC: //I will ensure that my moirail contacts you as it becomes possible.//

A wicked smirk crossed Kaitan's face.

VE: Hey
VE: Better watch your language
VE: IIf II diidn't know you more than you thiink II do
VE: II'd gue55 you were makiing 5ome...
VE: IImpliicatiion5

EC: //You should take your own advice. Implications? As of I'd ever stoop that low.//
EC: //In any case, I am currently focused entirely on a redrom relation I hope to succeed in. And you most definitely would not be in said quadrant.//

VE: A redrom relatiion????
VE: HA wiith who??
VE: POPPIIII??
VE: Good luck wiith THAT
VE: ;)

EC: //...//

-- enviousCalamity [EC] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

Kaitan broke out into heinous giggles before clicking around her Trollian app. It would be appropriate to let the other spineless sap know what was going on. No, not Irevir. The other one. Dauxix Gallum.

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:03 --

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:04 --

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:05 --

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:05 --

VE: WTF!!!!
VE: 5TOP THAT!!!!

TA: 0H G0D

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:07 --

VE: THII5 II5 IIMPORTANT NOW 5TOP OR II WIILL KIILL YOU!!!!
VE: Al5o you mi55pelled "gog."

TA: F1rst 0ff, 1 d0n't th1nk y0u QU1TE understand where "g0g" 0r1g1nates.
TA: 1n human culture.
TA: Sec0ndly,

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

VE: DAMN IIT DAUXIIX GALLUM!!!!

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

In retrospect, Dauxix was pretty sure that constantly irritating and ignoring the would-be empress in the brash manner he was doing was the quickest way to get killed by said would-be empress. His fear of speaking to her in general was too overwhelming for him to really care. If anything, he was proud of himself that he hadn't resorted to blocking her. That didn't go over well last time. Then again, if he could recall correctly, last time he'd blocked her because he was getting quite the lecture for fucking with her moirail. Regardless, he cowered underneath his desk, even though his husktop was still in his lap and his eyes were still glued onto the screen.

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:11 --

Yep, there she was again.

VE: II aiin't even here two chew you out 5o chiill the fuck out and giive me a 5econd two explaiin.

TA: 1 d0 n0t even want any part 1n the game and 1've made th1s clear S0 many t1mes.

VE: Okay, yeah, II under5tand that, and II really would rather you NOT be apart of the game, e5peciially con5iideriing we have two work together, but gue55 what?
VE: Tough 5hiit
VE: You're part of the game
VE: Congratulatiion5
VE: Con5iider your5elf a cho5en one or whatever.

TA: 0kay, well s1nce 1'm 6e1ng F0RCED t0 take part 1n the game,
TA: What are y0u even messag1ng me f0r?
TA: What d0 y0u mean we have t0 w0rk t0gether?
TA: Y0u mean, as 1n, get al0ng?

VE: Yep
VE: 5uck iit up.
VE: Tru5t me, II'd rather be found face-fiir5t iin a piile of hoofbea5t 5hiit than cooperate wiith you.
VE: But a5 fate ha5 iit
VE: That aiin't gonna fly.
VE: Anyway II'm liiterally ju5t here two giive you your copy of the game 5o you can go ahead and throw me iin iit. II gue55, iin realiity, you gotta do 5ome other 5hiit once we're iin two help me get all around 5ome crazy a55 mon5ter5 or 5omethiing.
VE: But after all that, you gotta get up with AV.

TA: AV?

VE: Alvaro.

TA: Alvar0?

VE: No, Alvaro. EC.

TA: EC???

VE: enviiou5Calamiity, gog damn.
VE: Well, wiithout the extra ii'5 and 5hiit but you get the iidea.

TA: 1 guess.

VE: One gue55 for what?
VE: Ju5t fuckiing wiith you. II'm not a dumba55 liike you.
VE: Anyway, yeah
VE: AV'5 gonna put you iin the game when iit'5 your tiime a5 far a5 II know.
VE: 5o, here'5 your copy.

-- viciousEmpress [VE] sent the file gameshit.exe --

TA: 1'm a l1ttle hes1tant t0 0pen that f1le.

VE: Well, II gue55 II'm about two run miine, and hone5tly, we better 5tart cooperatiing iif we're gonna 5ucceed at thii5 thiing.

TA: ...
TA: 0kay. F1ne. Temp0rary truce.

VE: Temporary work5 for me. Aiin't even promii5iing the truce'll 5tiill be on when you enter.

TA: 1 can deal w1th that.

VE: Well look who grew some fuckiing 5hame globe5.
VE: Me55age me when you put them two u5e and download your fuckiing copy.

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:42 --

VE: Al5o your handle ii5 5tiill really fuckiing dumb
VE: You've never even hurt anyone

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

Sgrub: Chapter One

I'm ok with it. o:

Return (Re-boot) | 1x1 |

"Fuck!"

It was a howling, desperate cry of pain and fire erupted from his palms, charring the wood that they were pressed against. Fortunately, he was able to subside the flames before he could flail and end up setting the building on fire or hurting one of them.

Ban the Person above you

Banned for being a lil bitch.

Sgrub: Chapter One

SOMEONE ELSE NEEDA POST ALREADY DAYUM

Sgrub: Chapter One

Second character, maybe? if that's okay?

General CS

Name: Dauxix Gallum

Race: Troll

Gender: Male

Blood: (Yellow Spectrum) Saffron #BF9926

Age: ~8 sweeps (~18 human years)

Strife Specibus: Staff-kind

Dream Self: Derse

God Tier: Mage of Peace

Chumhandle: toxicAnnihilator

Planet: Land of Souls and Doom

Symbol: Two sideways interlocking sixes.

Lusus: Iguana

Typing Quirk: Uses perfect syntax, including grammar and spelling. His only quirk is that he uses 6's in places of b's, 1's in places of I's, and 0's in places of o's. Often, he'll use faces such as @_@, >:(, and :I. However, he is rarely seen using any sort of literal "smiley" faces. The @_@ face is used either directly before or after most sentences.

Typing Example: The qu1ck 6r0wn f0x jumps 0ver the lazy d0g.

Appearance: Dauxix is very tall and slender by any standard. At his peak height, he will reach six feet and seven inches. Most consider him intimidating, as he is very lanky and ghastly-looking. His demeanor is dark, as well as his aura. He has short, slightly spiked hair that is white, and he has no idea why. There are no visible blemishes on his body, however there is a mysterious crescent-shaped mark on his back in the lower-right corner, slightly above his right hip. His eyes are dark enough to appear black, though closer inspection would prove they match his blood color. He has a septum piercing, usually prominent by the fact that he wears a thick, black ring. His normal attire consists of a long-sleeved white shirt underneath a short-sleeved black shirt, black pants, and black sneakers, as well as one silver band with a tiny ruby in the center worn on his right thumb. On the inside of the band is an inscription that supposedly nobody but himself can read. It's notable that he wears this ring at all times. No exceptions.

Personality: For the most part, Dauxix is quiet. It's not the introverted or shy type of quiet, although he could be described as an introvert where "antisocial" would be a much better term. Some would say that he's more immoral than the typical troll, which is already very immoral by human standards. However, that's not so. Dauxix has never done anything to harm another living being. In fact, he is a vegan!

Quadrants: In a vacillating pitch/red relationship with Velant Corune.

==> Be the boy in black.

Actually, do you have to be the boy in black? He looks a little scary.

==> The boy in black is not scary, fuck you. Be the boy in black.

Okay, okay, fine. Whatever. You are now the boy in black.

==> Enter name.
DAUXIX GALLUM.

It’s not the name you would have chosen for yourself, but in some aspect, you guess you did. You are DAUXIX GALLUM, and you are often described as a GROUCHY ASSHOLE. That is not inherently true. You have the FACADE of a grouchy asshole. You are actually a very SWEET, KIND, and CARING person. Sort of. Anyway, on to the IMPORTANT FACTS: you are a YELLOW BLOOD. You are not very WELL-LIKED. You think your entire existence is SHITTY. For some reason, you have naturally WHITE HAIR. You will never question it.

Among your many INTERESTS are HISTORY, ARCHAEOLOGY, and WRITING. When you’re not reading classic novels and poetic prose from infamous authors, you’re writing your own. Most of the time, you avoid using Trollian, but the damn thing keeps ringing and, well, you get distracted pretty easily.

Your FRAGILE FEELINGS are securely protected by a THICK SKIN. That’s an easier way of saying that you often cry yourself to sleep.

You are not manly. Shut the fuck up.

Your trolltag is toxicAnnihilator and you think it suits you quite well, thank you. Y0u speak 1n a very s0lemn and art1culate manner, 6ut y0ur v01ce 1s a l1ttle h0ll0w and em0t10nless. @_@