"I don't suppose there is any way I could convince you that this is my inhaler, is there?"
Inexplicably, the customs agent seemed unamused. Cormac had just spent the past hour and a half with security exploring the contents of his luggage. Turns out, they tended to be a little wary of strangely clad people in trench coats carrying large amounts of power tools onto a flight. His numerous sub-dermal implants had also warranted some scrutiny. The object currently in question, incidentally, looked nothing near anything resembling an asthma inhaler. The device, roughly 30 centimeters in length, looked vaguely like some sort of strange cross between an energy gun, a spray can and a calculator. It had several small metallic canisters protruding from the back, presumably fuel of some kind, and a large battery built into the handle. Several buttons, triggers and switches of nebulous purpose were also built into its handle, and it bore no immediately apparent indications as to what exactly it might be intended for. It was promptly discarded into a nearby box, joining a set of strange dodecahedron-shaped contraptions, an exotic looking multi-tool, and the magnetic zip gun he had fashioned out of a mechanical pen earlier.
"I'm sorry," the agent responded exhaustedly as courteously as she still could, "But I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate it until one of our techs can examine it further."
"How about if I told you it is a can of hair spray?" he asked pointlessly, a childish grin on his face.
"Ugh..."
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By the time that the technicians finished examining his various contraption, nearly two and a half hours had passed, and most of the other students had already arrived. They had finally decided to allow him to carry most of his luggage onboard under the condition that he moved them onto his non-carry on luggage, which was slightly annoying. Certain items had been confiscated however, including his "inhaler", his signal jammer and several other enigmatic devices which were deemed too dangerous to be taken onboard. No matter, most of the things that they had confiscated weren't particularly hard to fabricate, and didn't really have any hard to find components. They had also elected to have him remove his trench coat while onboard, especially upon finding out about the built in taser woven into the fabric. Despite his protests, they had also refused to let him carry his multi-tool and dremel on board as well, although they did permit him to carry a few manual pliers and screwdrivers. Not optimal, but it would do, he supposed. He could always use his lighter as a welding tool, if push came to shove. Not that he really intended to weld anything inside a pressurised craft with limited oxygen regardless, but he liked having options. Fortunately, they had failed to notice the retractable taser prongs on his smartphone, as well as the 2000 mW laser embed underneath the camera's flash. Despite having arrived several hours in advance of the other students, he was among the last ones admitted onboard, and the vessel began preparing for departure shortly after he was seated. He had chosen a seat on the edge near the outer wall, sacrificing safety and ease of exit for privacy, comfort and a nice view. He had been in space a few times before, coming with his father as he went to work on the lunar helium³ harvesters, but for some reason, he never tired of the experience. As the spacecraft slowly began to lift off, he decided to pull out his tablet, figuring he would exploit the satellite internet connection while he still could.
[Connecting to secure channel "T3CHAT"]
[Secure connection established]
Zero_Day[CA] has logged on.
Deep_Blue[TR]: Hey
Eliza[LT]: Hey! :D
Griefer[BR]: Space boi!
Zero_Day[CA]: Hai guys! :P
Adm1n[COL-563]: Hey Zero.
Zero_Day[CA]: Hey Ad... :P
Griefer[BR]: On ur way to space school? :P
Zero_Day[CA]: In the ship. Took forever at customs... XD
Eliza[LT]: Lolz...
Deep_Blue[TR]: :P
Adm1n[COL-563]: I take it they did not buy the "inhaler" bluff?
Zero_Day[CA]: No, no they did not... XD
Griefer[BR]: Srsly? U actually did it?
Zero_Day[CA]: Yeah... XD
Griefer[BR]: ROFL...
Deep_Blue[TR]: *facepalm*
Eliza[LT]: What did they say? :P
Zero_Day[CA]: Not much, but you should have seen their faces... :D
Griefer[BR]: XD
Deep_Blue[TR]: So, u hyped?
Zero_Day[CA]: Eh, sorta. 22 min delay is gonna suuuuuck tho.
Griefer[BR]: Cracked there site yet?
Deep_Blue[TR]: Their*
Zero_Day[CA]: Hey! I resent that accusation! I am an upstanding citizen, I would never do something so childish and illegal!
Griefer[BR]: So yes?
Zero_Day[CA]: Kinda... :P
Elisa[LT]: Lolz...
Zero_Day[CA]: I looked into their public site, but it's basically just fliers and pr stuff. They didn't connect it to their actual system... Prbly have a closed network or something.
Griefer[BR]: I could find it... :P
Deep_Blue[TR]: For all u know, it could be in space... :P
Eliza[LT]: Doesn't matter, just use hollywood magic!
Griefer[BR]: XD Yeah, just bounce it off a satillite. Everyting is online after all...
Adm1n[COL-563]: :P
Eliza[LT]: Or jjust route it through the trafic lights. :D
Eliza[LT]: just*
Deep_Blue[TR]: XP
Zero_Day[SPAAA] Aww, wouldn't let me spell "Spaaaaaaaace..." XD
Deep_Blue[TR]: :P
Zero_Day[SPAAA]: Anyways, leaving sat range, probably not going to be able to come on for a while...
Eliza[LT]: :(
Zero_Day[SPAAA]: Even assuming they have internet, it will probably have lag from hell... (22 min for signal to reach earth at least)
Zero_Day[SPAAA]: Later!
Eliza[LT]: Later! ^^
Deep_Blue[TR]: Talk to u in pm (Hopefully)
Griefer[BR]: See ya!
Adm1n[COL-563]: Have fun!
Zero_Day[SPAAA] has signed off.
Cormac gave an imperceptible sigh as he watched the signal bars slowly fade from his screen. Although the establishment would probably have some sort of means of communication with earth, it would probably be very slow and inefficient, and might not be accessible to students. Not that that would stop him, but he hoped he would be able to stay in touch with the other chatroom members. For many years now, they had been the closest thing that he has had to friends. There really wasn't a lot to talk about with your peers when all they cared about was parties and drinking. Sure there had been a few people in his classes he could talk with, but never anyone with whom he could share technological discussions. In more ways than one, that chatroom had been his home more than his actual real life residence. His mother was always distant and pushing him to be more "normal" and less "weird" and all his father seemed to care about was his work, and only in an economical perspective. His siblings were scared of him, and he had no real friends to speak of. Although he didn't think that going to this school would miraculously change everything, he found himself cautiously hoping that maybe he might be able to find his place there.
"I suppose we'll find out..." he mused silently as he put on his headphones and began gently resting to the sound of the music, staring absently out at the tranquil void of space. He slept for most of the journey, occasionally waking up to check on the progress. A few times, the person sitting next to him tried to initiate conversation, but he quickly brushed him off. Eventually, the journey ended, and they docked onto the station. They quickly picked up their belongings, which in his case consisted of a large, oversized green duffel bag and a metal framed army backpack, and they were ushered into an elevator room vaguely reminiscent of a movie theater. After a cursory analytical glance at his surroundings, he elected to get seated towards the back, and began absently tinkering with a small, spherical device which he had taken from his bag.