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7 yrs ago
WHO DAT BOY, 911
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8 yrs ago
Stop and frisk me, daddy. Unf.
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9 yrs ago
Organize a strike in your school or workplace on the grounds that it does not satisfy your need for indolence & spiritual beauty.
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Well, you found all that very disappointing.

That is to say, you were thrilled to actually be able to touch a floppy disc! You weren't sure those even still existed, or if they ever existed on Alternia, for that matter-- so for one to suddenly appear before you was quite fortuitous.

So for that fortune to then only result in a floppy disc that just starts some random countdown... you feel a little let down.

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Ah well, at least you have a floppy disc! You should frame it somewhere or something.

You move to captchalogue the floppy disc.

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Oh, right...

The floppy disc will now probably be trapped in your sylladex forever. Your fetch modus, 64bi%#$d[fh^&%^*^&GDFGK)SdD}\UI, is glitched. The codes are preserved, but the cards themselves are corrupted to the point that captchaloguing for you, is only useful if you want to preserve something forever. Since you doubt you can ever retrieve it.

Luckily for you, and history, this is exactly what you wanted! Now the floppy disc will be close to you forever, safe from the entropic march of time. And it's glitched image is so aesthetically pleasing...

Lyalli Dihcro: Brag to a パル about your sweet find.

That's a great idea!

You make note that the countdown still continues and check to see who, if anyone is online... and... you make note of... Maluuk, Aketa, and several humans being online as you look. Hmm...

A subjugator wizard, a fellow lowblood, whom at the very least can't have you actually culled, and several annoying, literal aliens... What a tough decision this is!

@BrokenVeil
Lyalli Dihcro: Open your Retrotop and check for any updates or important stuff on it.


You decide with your RELEVANT FREE WILL to pop open your RETROTOP. It used to be called a MACINTOSH PLUS, as it is not actually a grubtop of any kind, but more like a GIANT, INEFFICIENT, PLASTIC BOX-- but you began calling it your Retrotop, as you felt that name was more aesthetically pleasing.

Booting up the retrotop takes quite a while, and as you wait you occupy yourself by making a daisy chin crown of roses. Your Lusus brings you a freshly prepared snack. She is such a sweetheart.

When the retrotop is FINALLY done starting up, you start up Trollian, your go to for news and updates from the outside world.

Lyalli Dihcro: Become relevant.


Almost as if instructed to do so, you begin to contemplate what the meaning of relevancy is, and whether you posses such relevancy. Is it yours to claim, can one such as you even "Become relevant?"

Your Lusus appears to be concerned. You have been staring off into space, wondering whether or not the concept of existential relevancy is indeed extant, or merely a collective attempt by Trollkind to give some semblance of meaning to their lives, and stave off their ultimate doom...

UHH

YOU MEAN

YOU WILL GUARD THESE SEEDS TO ENSURE THE SURVIVAL OF TROLLKIND FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, FOR HER GLORIOUS FINNED HONOR, HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION. SHE WILL LEAD US TO GALACTIC SUPREMACY.

YOU TOTALLY TAKE YOUR JOB REALLY SERIOUSLY.

Lyalli Dihcro: BE relevant.


Your name is LYALLI DIHCRO. As was previously mentioned, you are employed by HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION as the KEEPER OF SEEDS, which really isn't even worth mentioning. It is barely even an assignment, no one ever dared to try and find your subarctic hive before your 8th WRIGGLING DAY and surprising to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, that has failed to change afterwards. You only maintain a slight veneer of being HARD AT WORK in case she sends on of her DRONES to check up on you.

Because you don't want to be CULLED, that would put a damper on your new found RELEVANCY.

As someone who is now relevant, you decide to mull over your plethora of INTERESTS, as you continue HARDLY WORKING. You have a passion for the AESTHETIC AND GENERAL CULTURAL ATTITUDE OF ABOUT 15 SWEEPS INTO THE PAST. Cinema, popular foodstuffs, egalitarian fashion trends, you name it-- you are into it, for some reason. You like to grow flowers and food, and thanks to your psychic ability to commune with flora you are PRETTY GOOD AT IT. Flowers play in to your appreciation of the aesthetic, along with those 15 SWEEP OLD RELICS, MARBLE STATUES OF H.I.C, AND SLOWED DOWN RESPITEBLOCK ELEVATOR MUSIC you see this as the pinnacle of BEAUTY. You LOVE it, and you don't know why.

Despite a life lived in ISOLATION, you do have a few chums you like to chat with through TROLLIAN. Your trolltag is opheliasBittercup and "its all in your head" リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー。

You are down for WHATEVER. But you should probably talk to someone soon.

What will you do?

@Thang @Thang @Thang

Awww man, I was actually super looking forward to this
It's nice to know that you have good music taste. ;)

But what is good?
Pulse Demon by Merzbow
2mellow4me


But for real Mono and I are hard at work.
*bunp of fist*



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