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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Oh....

Right. It's still stupid though. :p.

In Give me an S! give me a T! give me an U! give me a P! give me an I! give me a D! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Put it altogether and what does it spell?

What the latest bandwagon is! 8D

In If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Oh god we got another nat.....

In Spam Tarot Readings → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Kaga said
Much like with Walker's reading, all these cards are pointing towards the same thing. Except this time, that thing is trouble. The Knight of Swords predicts arguments, The Tower stands for an unpleasant change or revelation, and the Three of Cups implies emotional problems with those close to you. All in all it seems things may be rough for a while. To put a positive spin on it, though, the conflicts presented by the Knight of Swords may lead to productive changes in a relationship. So, it's possible that the grief brought to your family may be unpleasant at first, but will prove beneficial in the long run. Lastly, the Knight of Pentacles suggests a "slowing down" of things to come. This could either be a positive thing, if it means that the conflicts will before long simmer down and things will become calm again, or it could hint at more trouble not too far down the road, assuming it means that the positive changes are what's slowing down. Really it's difficult to say.

Noted.

In Spam Tarot Readings → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

They are pretty unf, Kaga.

In Spam Tarot Readings → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ImANargleHunter said
Nice double post. Also, for those who are receiving readings, keep in mind that the cards are also meant to help encourage introspection. They don't hand you the future, they're meant to suggest potential paths and what not. (Which Kaga said.) They help you look at your position you're in now and decide a reasonable way to move forward.

I knew this already :p.

In Spam Tarot Readings → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ImANargleHunter said
Kaga I got my cards a while ago and they are positively gorgeous

Why did you post twice?

In Spam Tarot Readings → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ImANargleHunter said
Kaga I got my cards a while ago and they are positively gorgeous

Why did you post twice?

In Spam Tarot Readings → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Fuck it, General reading.

How is my family life? or something like that

In Waaaait... If what Rax said is true, then... → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Halo said
I feel the need to restate my loathing of cabbage. Ew.

Halo, I knew we were more alike than I initially thought...

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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