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Darog the Badger God Member
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STATUS: I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg. 9 yrs ago
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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I found Ronan to be heaps better than Loki.
He was more threatening and intimidating. Never really cared for Loki to be honest and Ronan is one of my favourite marvel characters in the comics.
He was more threatening and intimidating. Never really cared for Loki to be honest and Ronan is one of my favourite marvel characters in the comics.
Megan Fox is the most beautiful blow up doll in the world.
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Seriously. No.
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Person A
You were a bitch, and since I broke up with you, I've been the happiest since. Nice try with that Child Trap of yours, you made me realise just how fuckin crazy you were.
Person B
While I know you've gone now, I still love you dearly. You wre there for me at my most difficult times in my life, you helped me become less of an idiotic prick. I miss you with all of my heart, and if I could change anything, I'd bring you back. The best big sis a douche like me could've asked for.
Person C
I really don't know what to say to you, I honestly thought you changed. Nope! You quickly returned to your dumbass ways. Goodbye for good, you shat upon our relationship for the last time.
You were a bitch, and since I broke up with you, I've been the happiest since. Nice try with that Child Trap of yours, you made me realise just how fuckin crazy you were.
Person B
While I know you've gone now, I still love you dearly. You wre there for me at my most difficult times in my life, you helped me become less of an idiotic prick. I miss you with all of my heart, and if I could change anything, I'd bring you back. The best big sis a douche like me could've asked for.
Person C
I really don't know what to say to you, I honestly thought you changed. Nope! You quickly returned to your dumbass ways. Goodbye for good, you shat upon our relationship for the last time.
To everyone working on their Characters right now.
I'll be looking forward to seeing your ideas ^^
I'll be looking forward to seeing your ideas ^^
Wow.
This fuckin thread.
This fuckin thread.
She's a bitch, but she's loveable and kind hearted. She helps those in need yet wants people to become stronger on their own.
She wields the seal of the Great ultra giant space Buddha upon her lower back. She is the great grandsons brothers uncles sisters aunts niece of the demon lord, Akuma Kami kaosu.
She wields the seal of the Great ultra giant space Buddha upon her lower back. She is the great grandsons brothers uncles sisters aunts niece of the demon lord, Akuma Kami kaosu.
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