So Boerd said
This really be that interesting.
Bullshit stinks where bullshit drops :p.
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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Bullshit stinks where bullshit drops :p.
Azarthes said
what the fuck, I love it so much.
This song has a good story.
It makes me want to watch Sin City II so much doe....
This isn't like Genesis at all....
loldoctorwho.
loldoctorwho.
Eeeewwww Doctor Who, get that shit outta here.
The office was all empty, only Andrew Wolfe stood looking out to Metro Bay in the night, the lights decorating the streets and roads like lights on a christmas. Wolfe's office was neat, book shelves on opposite sides to each other neatly stacked with books of all manner. Fiction, Fact and anything in between. His desk was locating right beside him as he turned around. "we need to fully revamp EA right now. people are starting to at least develop brains. Hmmm…Activision is doing okay for now. Also, one more thing, keep me informed of our acquisition of Valve? That would be great. Thanks” Andrew Wolfe hung up the call and as he then sat back down into his chair. A bottle of whiskey and a glass were to the left of his computer. Andrew Wolfe poured himself some Whiskey, checking his emails for any new information. “Mr Wolfe, sir. A friend of yours is on line 2, says it’s urgent” His secretary stated standing in front of him. “Tell them I’m busy” She smiled nervously. “His name is Mr S., sir” Wolfe immediately looked at her as he took one more sip from his glass. “Right, patch it through.” He said with a certain shady look in his eyes. Andrew Wolfe learned back in his chair with smirk.
"Mr S. so nice to speak to you" Wolfe took another swig of his scotch. "I must admit, I was skeptical on your predictions, but now, consider me interested. Yes, of course, I'll gladly let you know when they arrive from their trip! Our plans are going smoothly. I'll let the Council know of the plans, Mr S. Talk to you later." Andrew Wolfe ended the call looking up on the computer screen once again. "Crime Families scammed out of thousands of dollars by a three man team of young con artists." Wolfe smiled insidiously as he closed his laptop.
The Ship entered the planet's atmosphere at high speeds, whooshing past the darkened clouds and moving at sonic speed. The ground was cracked and darkened by Malus' powerful machine, a machine built to drain a planet dry and to weaponize the energy. Malus seeked this planet out and conquered Vulca through a good timed surprise attack with the aid of insurgents to strike down the military strength. Zakarr was his people's only hope to fight back and gain their home back once again, but the defeat of countless batttles and the eventual inprisonment of most of his men? That led him to drastic measure, to search for capable warriors and fighters to help aid on his big plan. The time was closing in. Zakarr would not fault now.
Zakarr returned to the Armory. He attitude and demeanor more ready than ever before. His men sensed this, and they too were ready for the battles ahead. "Skull-Man's new battle ready armor is much better than the cloth suit he was wearing" Skull-Man returned just in time. His armor was gray, and definitely better protected than his old suit. The helmet was designed with skull-motif, all for his namesake. His signature red scarf, however, was around his neck as it was always, if a little out of place. "Ritchie, eat your heart out! Now I just need your glider and I'll be The Skull Goblin! with my Skull shaped pumpkin bombs and laughing missiles!" Skull-Man rambled on like he always did. "Attention, we are about to land, I repeat, we are about to land" the Pilot's voice came over the intercom as clear and crisp as it could be . Ship slowed down considerably, hovering in place as it set down on the ashen waste of the Vulcan planet. The engine's roar slowly faded during the landing. Natasha looked upon the wall. She took an assault rifle, two pistols, and a pair of "Vibroblades" powerful blades created by the hunter caste of Vulcans. Natasha admittedly liked being kitted out with weapons. Guns blades and explosives were her "shoes" metaphorically speaking, and it was her favourite girl like obsession to boot. the others stared at her for a while. "what? a girl needs her toys much like boys do!" she smiled as she awaited for Zakarr's orders. "I don't need weapons, BODY IS MY WEAPON! BECAUSE I DON'T DIE YOU MORTALS DO!" Skull-Man retorted. despite how fierce and intimidating his armor looked, his goofy and child-like personality still shined through.
Zakarr moved closer to the middle of the Armory, looking around himself to his men and the newly acquired team of "Primitives" he picked up. "Glad to see everyone ready. Now for the plan" Zakarr relaxed more as he crossed his arms. " We split into teams. Team 1 enters the Prison, freeing our men in the process. if you can, even take out Tremor in the process. Team 2 will head to the Generators outside of Malus' Flagship to disable it's shields. Mi Asma will be guarding it. Team 3 which I'll lead personally to act as a diversion to the main force." Zakarr explained. "Team 1, Walter and Natasha, Team 2 will be Ritchie and Skull-Man. Team 3 will be Ra and Red Dragon."
"now, any questions?"
YUS!
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