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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Rate the Signature Above You → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

9/10

Unftastic.

In diablo 3 patch 2.1 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Games need more Monks.

I want to punch things dead.

In Flying Whales → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

In Attack of the Lesbiatron → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Foxxie said
I'm doing well, thanks. How are you? I missed you in all of your badger-y glory. Although, thanks to you, I really wish Walhart was going to be playable in new Brawl. Damn you and your wonderful ideas.

8D I've been good, preparing for parenthood and such.

And yes, my ideas can be wonderful! People need to listen to me more often ;newlol

In Attack of the Lesbiatron → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Foxxxxxieeeeee!

How are you!?

In Well then, 4 months. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Derpestein said
I thought people only called people turt when they were new and made a beeline to spam.

Tis a joke, sport.

In SHULK CONFIRMED FOR SMASH → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Foxxie said
As glad as I am that Awakening is getting slots in the new Smash, Robin is exceedingly "meh" for me. There were several other characters with more interesting personalities and fight styles who could have been showcased. But, it makes sense from a Smash point of view so I'm not grumbling too much.

^^^^^ I'd love for a Fire Emblem Villain to appear, honestly.

Like Warlhardt. But hey, here's hoping the DLC will include some new characters......I hope....

In Did I say a few days?...I meant a few weeks. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

ImANargleHunter said
Noir wheezing

Noir puking.

In Genesis [Spam Game] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Species name: Duke Nuke-thulhu
Species colours: Red and black skull motif
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In Fairytale Noir: New Arcadia → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

I think it would be wise to steer clear from religious stuff, Rex.

One lawman you could use for idea could be "Captan Phoebus" which would world nicely with my Religious cult leader that is based off of Frollo.

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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