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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Spam is a test → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

There's also a Test Forum, or did you all not notice that?

In Five Nights at Freddy's → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

BrobyDDark said
I have. It's a fun game, but not as scary as it should have been.6/10.

That's a generous score.

I'd give it a 5.3/10 since the imagery is kinda creepy. I found myself laughing more at it than being scared.

In Boredom Needs a Hype Man → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Magic Magnum said
Or, it's like I'm saying and I have a legitimate point. Which if it was wrong should have been easy enough for you to counter by now rather than claiming I'm just picking a fight in some attempt to dodge the bullet. :P

Dervs, Idle and me have.

You are just circlejerking. I mean, I could as well, but what's the point when someone is not listening to others.

In Boredom Needs a Hype Man → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Magic Magnum said
Like I said earlier.Also the Internet was an example, It was argued "There's always fun stuff on the Internet" and I pointed out that doesn't matter if you don't have access to it.

You are just trying to debate for the sake of debating.

Or to put it with less finesse, "Circlejerking for sake of circlejerking."

In Boredom Needs a Hype Man → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

But you're missing the point though.

There's always gonna be something /YOU/ find interesting to do. Geez, man it's not fuckin rocket science to understand :p.

In Fairytale Noir: New Arcadia → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

Sathanas Rex, I'm loving Jack right now. Defo accepted.

Epic Score, much better <3 accepted too.

Kingfisher, I'm really digging Baba Yaga, she's accepted!
Will be looking forward to your posts ^^

In BREAKING BENJAMIN ARE OFFICIALLY BACK → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

they are differently in the spectrum of Alternative/Rock/Metal. I think maybe Alternative Metal is a little bit pushing it.

Still, I like them, glad to see they are back ^^

In Tales of Edonia (Darog + Grif of Hearts) → 10 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay

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<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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