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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In Halloween special thread! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Azarthes said
Play monstermash for me

I will.

Just for you, bbycakes

In Halloween special thread! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I'll probably go to a party or something dressed up as Deadpool.

I usually have a Halloween gig to go to as well.

In Word Crimes → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

the only thing that really annoys me is when people call me a "brummy" even though I do not live in Birmingham.

In My love life → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

just don't date crazy.

Because you'll regret, trust me.

In Dragon Age: Inquisition → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Nephriel said
Anyone dying as much as I am?! Why do they keep pushing the date back. T_T

Basically, I opened this discussion so we could discuss theories.... XD If you don't like spoilers and haven't played the first two games and expansions you probably don't want to be here. ^_^

Not exactly dying because there's games I want just as much out before hand. I take delaying as a good thing, it means they want to spend a bit more time on their work and get it up to snuff.

In Dragon Age: Inquisition → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Vortex said
Dragon age discussion? Hell yes!My theory is that because Bioware was brought by EA they conseqeunsely sold their souls to the devil and now relish in pushing back dates and building up suspense in their games but ultimately leading to only two endings.

Maybe, and this is just a radical thought here, bro.

They want to improve on it?

In Zoe Quinn. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

Sable said
http://themittani.com/content/traffic-control-getting-mad-video-gamesSomething to chew on, mates.

No, what you posted, is real fuckin dumb

In Zoe Quinn. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

To be fair doe, it /is/ the job of a comedian to go over the line. Not all the time though.

In Best Videogame Soundtrack → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

MGS, Lord of Shadows 1 and 2, Dark Souls, Dragon's Dogma, ZoE: The Second Runner, Dragon Age 2, Persona 3 and 4, Final Fantasy VI, VIII IX and X are the most memorable to me, because I enjoyed the music in them, and would stop to listen to them too.

ones that really stick with me have been ending and boss OSTs

In Spam → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I better question would be

and follow me on this one.

Who gives a flying fuck? Spam has always been the "Nether pit to toss unwanted abominations into" even though Off Topic is slowly degrading to that point,

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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