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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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I'm agreeing with Sable here.

Like movies, Games don't' need to be considered art to be good, guys, come on. Plus, Walking Dead is not exactly a game in the same context as others games. It's an interactive story. You want art as games? indie Games come very close, and even then it's a 50/50 gamble on whether they are "Decent" let alone good.

Video Games as Popcorn entertainment, as an emotional experience without the dumb "Message hollier than Thou" bullshit. They DONT need to be art. Not fully anyway, the OST, and the Designs can be considered art on their own merit, and that's good enough for me.


Ask, and ye shall receive.
I prefer the Dwarf.

JUST PICK UP ENEMIES AND THROW THEM LIKE THEY ARE PUNY PEBBLES!
1. Dishonored/Legacy of Kain:Blood Omen - One of the greatest lore heavy, vampire based games out there in my opinion. I love it.
2. Zone of Th Enders 2: The Second Runner - The gameplay is just....perfect.
3.Blazblue Chronophantasma/ Shadows of Colossus
4. Person 4/ 4: Arena
5. Final Fantasy VIII/Chrono Trigger
6. Pokemon Gold/White2/X and Y
7. Mortal Kombat Trilogy/MK9
8. Infamous 2
9. Earthbound/Mother 3
10. Dragon's Dogma

Honorable mentions include: Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, Kingdoms of Amalur, Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires, Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate, Armored Core Series, No More Heroes 1 and 2, Killer 7, Killer is Dead, Borderlands 2, Assassin's Creed IV, Batman Arkham City, Sleeping Dogs, Tekken Tag Tournament 1 and 2, Pokemon Stadium 2, Killer Instinct Gold, Super Mario 64 and World 3, Yoshi's Island, Ni No Kuni, Devil My Cry 3, Enslaved, Fallout 3/New Vegas,
In Idle.... 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
I've already infiltrated Badgerfell. Death comes from within.


I don't think there's been a best Smash Bros game yet.

Not until Ridley is playable.
Rita smiled, proud that she actually managed to win her first Mage Duel. She wondered just what kind of spell he was going to use, she had read about him in various mage editorials, his ability to manipulate thunder lightning, his rather "brash" attitude and inpatient behaviour. Rita found him rather intriguing, but yet here he was on the floor, unable to move. "HEY! DO YOU MIND?! I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE TO MOVE NORMALLY!" Alfen protested being stuck in her Hex. Rita laughed nervously. "S-sure, hold on!" She waved her fingers uttering the words "release!" under her breath. Rita was startled by the feminine voice behind her. Rita shot up like a dart and faced the direction of the praise given to her. She noticed by the Staff and the strange, metallic claw that would've been her hand. Rita gulped, her face and demeanor stuck frozen

"R-Rita Lan-Lanna, Curse/Hex Witch of the...errr Lanna Family!" she replied nervously smiling as she quickly returned to her rather shy and reserved personality. "It was really only because he left himself wide open. I just took a gamble really!" She rubbed the back of her head. Rita was always a shy girl, she wasn't much with strangers, and her demeanor was showing that as she spoke to the lady that had watched her brief fight.

Alfen was already up on his feet when the lady made her presence known. He looked at her with a serious and stern look. "Monarch..." he uttered. He'd briefly crossed paths with her at the Hawks Guild, His grandfather's mage Guild. Alfen had heard that she personally spoke to his grandfather about an order of powerful individuals plotting something. While he did not hear the whole conversation, he knew the gist of why she was here. "Just need to let out this overcharge of lightning, hold on a sec will you?" Alfen turned throwing a rather powerful bolt of pure lightning from his palm.

The bolt charged through the air, striking the clock tower with destructive force. Parts of the Clock Tower crumbled to the ground in a smoke of dust and debris. Alfen sighed, feeling much better. "Storing up excess energy is bad for my body, you know" he turned around to face both Rita and Monarch, Rita's jaw was nearly dropping to the floor. "So Mona, I take it your the employer I'm supposedly meant to meet here huh?" he asked with goofy smile, scratching the back of his head. Rita was confused as to the situation at hand. "excuse me but....are you guys from The Head Guild of Siphoning and Spells? I was meant to travel and them...I hope" Rita explained her situation. "I'm the grandson of the Archmage! Mona here is...just some Magitech student from some magitech university or something." In truth Alfen did not really know himself. Rita looked at Mona, a shy smile. "If you need some help, I'm not sure what kind of help a Hex Witch would be, but I'll gladly lend a hand" Rita explained, a twinkle in her eyes shown the innocence she still had. Alfen patted her on the head, as if he was an older sibling. "Well I informally welcome you to the Hawks Guild!" Rita was glowing with excitement at the prospect she might end up a fully fledged Hawk Guild Mage. Alfen turned his attention back to Monarch. "what's the plan?"
Yuuki Terumi has always been my favourite villain.

So yeah.
In Idle.... 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Svenn said
Oh My, will you be meeting me l8r?


Fuck.Off.
In Idle.... 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Svenn said
I'm taking Drago's side.Sorry Idle, but love is strong


No, go back to the rock you crawled out of.
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