Awson said
You defined the nickname "Moochi" with yet another nickname. Way to clear it up, bud.
You'r'e welcome, Studmuffinbumcakes
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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[21:53:41] Dargo Barrowolf: For the whole band?
[21:53:47] Dargo Barrowolf: £100
[21:53:51] Dargo Barrowolf: Which
[21:54:24] Dargo Barrowolf: I will say, no professional band will perform for that low an offer
[21:54:34] Dargo Barrowolf: We have to split that 5 ways
[21:55:00] Monotone Rape Face: That's 40 per member
[21:55:02] Monotone Rape Face: Too low
[21:55:03] Moochi: ...
[21:55:07] Moochi: Azar
[21:55:09] Moochi: What?
[21:55:16] Monotone Rape Face: 40 dollars
[21:55:23] Monotone Rape Face: 25 pounds per member
[21:55:26] Moochi: ...
[21:55:29] Moochi: Can you not math?
[21:55:43] Monotone Rape Face: 100/5 = 25
[21:55:46] Moochi: ...
[21:55:47] Moochi: No
[21:56:12] Monotone Rape Face: Wait
Dargo = Me
Monotone Rape Face = Zed
Moochi = Elykins.
[21:53:47] Dargo Barrowolf: £100
[21:53:51] Dargo Barrowolf: Which
[21:54:24] Dargo Barrowolf: I will say, no professional band will perform for that low an offer
[21:54:34] Dargo Barrowolf: We have to split that 5 ways
[21:55:00] Monotone Rape Face: That's 40 per member
[21:55:02] Monotone Rape Face: Too low
[21:55:03] Moochi: ...
[21:55:07] Moochi: Azar
[21:55:09] Moochi: What?
[21:55:16] Monotone Rape Face: 40 dollars
[21:55:23] Monotone Rape Face: 25 pounds per member
[21:55:26] Moochi: ...
[21:55:29] Moochi: Can you not math?
[21:55:43] Monotone Rape Face: 100/5 = 25
[21:55:46] Moochi: ...
[21:55:47] Moochi: No
[21:56:12] Monotone Rape Face: Wait
Dargo = Me
Monotone Rape Face = Zed
Moochi = Elykins.
Woman sues Disney because Frozen plagiarized her autobiography!
I guess she should just.....
*Puts on shades*
LET IT GOOOOO
LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO
I guess she should just.....
*Puts on shades*
LET IT GOOOOO
LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO
idlehands said
Short stories are great. Stephen King has some really good ones if you like the scary stuff.
The only books I've by Stephen King are The Stand and IT, while good books, I didn't think they were as special as any on my list :/. I need to check out his short stories, defo.
I love them, especially HP Lovecraft's, that guy made an entire mythos just for me. I fuckin love the Cthulhu Mythos.
I don't read books all that much, but I've been trying to get into them more lately, but here's mine. Also, I'm terrible with Author's names so if I a book doesn't have an Author's name it means I'm too lazy to google it.
Anyway, here's mine ^^
10. Lord of The Rings/The Hobbit
9. The Mountains of Madness: HP Lovecraft Omnibus 1
8. Skellig
7. Books of Blood Volumes 1 to 6(Yes..I have a penchant for Short stories, shut up)
6. The Witcher(Currently reading)
5. Colours of Magic
4. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
3. Romance of The Three kingdoms
2. Songs of Fire and Ice: A Storm of Swords.
1. Monkey: A folk-Tale of China aka "Journey To The West"
Anyway, here's mine ^^
10. Lord of The Rings/The Hobbit
9. The Mountains of Madness: HP Lovecraft Omnibus 1
8. Skellig
7. Books of Blood Volumes 1 to 6(Yes..I have a penchant for Short stories, shut up)
6. The Witcher(Currently reading)
5. Colours of Magic
4. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
3. Romance of The Three kingdoms
2. Songs of Fire and Ice: A Storm of Swords.
1. Monkey: A folk-Tale of China aka "Journey To The West"
Svenn said
I think mahz or holmes has gotta put that up on the permanent thread thingy.
There''s a lot of things that should happen.
Like you drowning in the gutter.
10 - Piss on somebody's toothbrush.
9 - Take a shit in someone's oven.
8 - Take over a ship of Somalian Pirates and become their Pirate King.
7 - Kill a double rainbow.
6 - Create a live rock show with dead rock musicians of your choice
5 - Conjure the spirit of Nicholas Cage and Tommy Wiseau
4 - Return Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Justin Beiber, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and One Direction to the 4th Dimension where they belong.
3 - Tea bag that statue of Abraham Lincoln and take a photo of it.
2- Eat a Scorpion Chili Pepper and a Ghost Chili pepper at the same time
1 - Put on a red dress, go to the Windy moors and sing "Wuthering Heights" By Kate Bush in the original key whilst doing the dance routine to it.
This
9 - Take a shit in someone's oven.
8 - Take over a ship of Somalian Pirates and become their Pirate King.
7 - Kill a double rainbow.
6 - Create a live rock show with dead rock musicians of your choice
5 - Conjure the spirit of Nicholas Cage and Tommy Wiseau
4 - Return Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Justin Beiber, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and One Direction to the 4th Dimension where they belong.
3 - Tea bag that statue of Abraham Lincoln and take a photo of it.
2- Eat a Scorpion Chili Pepper and a Ghost Chili pepper at the same time
1 - Put on a red dress, go to the Windy moors and sing "Wuthering Heights" By Kate Bush in the original key whilst doing the dance routine to it.
This
Svenn said
10. Aragorn9. Dragolicious8. Bragbby7. Dragostud6. DarkDrago6665.Dargo4.The Badger3. Dragoqueen2.666DragoDark1.Drago
idlehands said
I don't like that feeling. It's like when I eat donuts.
Then don't eat the donuts, you fatty bumbatty.
Here's my list, again, same deal with my Movies List.
10. Archer - I love this show so much, the damn witty one liners, the comedic timing, the setting and set up of the show. It's absurd and ridiculous, but by god it's the good and best kind of absurd. Krieger is probably what makes the show that much great for me, and the Archer/Lana banter too. All in all, it's one of my favourite shows.
9. Fullmetal Alchemist - One of my favourite anime shows of all time. The drama, the action, the humour, it's all good, it's all set up nicely. What stands out for me are two things, the lore and the world it's set in, I find it very interesting and fascinating, I'd love a separate story based in that world again. secondly Roy Mustang's personal grudge match, the intensity, the emotion and the anger, it builds up to one of the greatest anime fight scenes of all time, and it's truly one of the most emotionally crazy parts of Brotherhood.
8. The Arrow - It's not secret, I like superhero based stuff, it's part of my comic nerdyness in me. I watched this show only vaguely knowing Green Arrow, and I gotta say I loved it. Aside from it being alittle on the long side, to which it feels more episodic than the others, it's damn great show. The characters are well developed, the villains are creatively done well, the action sequences are some of the best I've seen in a TV show.
7. Always Sunny in Philadelphia - This is arguably the funniest show I've seen. Just the amount of times the main cast fuck with each other and other people that are unfortunately brought into their antics? it's god damn hillarious. I pretty much marathoned this as soon as I got Netflix and I did not regret it once. If there waas ever a comedy show I'd highly recommend? this would be it.
6. Scrubs - Scrubs is multiple parts that are seemingly well worked into each other without it seeming too out of place. it's one part comedy, one part drama, and many parts an emotional ride. The character development, travels throughout, and characters are treated very humanly, having their individual flaws and strengths, and the comedy plays superbly into that aspect. But the drama and the emotional ride is where it really shines for me. It's never overly done, and being a sitcom set in a hospital they can really address the theme of death without it feeling too shoehorned in there. Plus it gave two of the best TV and funniest characters their chance to shine....okay three, Dr Kelso, Dr Cox and The Janitor.
5. This is England '86 - The sequel TV show of This is England. This is a rather interesting pick for me, and something I wasn't going to choose due to the fact it's more of a miniseries. But damn, it's fantastic, the emotional weight behind this series was marvelous and very hard hitting. Basically following from the movie, it shows us what most of Woody's gang is up to now. Again, like This is England, you will laugh and you will be stunned. it's a damn good show.
4. Misfitsb - I got into this show a little later than most, but my god it's so damn good. It has an interesting set up and some of the best characters in a british show, especially compared to the shit we hav thrown out. It's hilarious with some serious moments and some surprisingly emotional rides too, the development of characters is superb. There's a lot to like about this show, and it offers some of the funniest super powers you will see.
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender - This show is why I love animated series. it brings together a rich, beautiful lore based upon many eastern myths and legends with martial arts and magic, blends them together into one superbly made brew of epicness. Character development is nigh on perfect aside from a few character breaking moments, and the pacing was just top notch. it's easily my favourite animated show of all time, definitely and I can rank it up high on this list too. I love Martial Arts anything and eastern Folklore/Mythology.
2. House of Cards/Breaking Bad -I couldn't choose between these two awesome shows so I lumped them together. What's been said about has already been touched up by Jorick xD. It's easilly one of my all time faves, and damn god Kevin Spacey plays Frank Underwood so god damn good. Again, there's many things I love about Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston slowly turning into a Villain was one of the best transformations I've seen on a TV show.
1. Game of Thrones - Another series I was late on the party, but by god damn holy shit fuck! it's easily topped all of my faves so far. The political intrigue, the characters, the world itself, to me it's perfect. I absolutely love this show and I eagerly await each new season with a child like wonder, waiting to see what happens next. It's 9.8/10 an A++++, a 5/5 in my books.
Honorable Mentions: Legend of Korra, Luther, Sherlock, Babylon 5, Dexter, Heroes, From Dusk Till Dawn, Twin Peaks, Hannibal, The Walking Dead, Futurama, South Park, Fairy Tail, 8 out of 10 Cats, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, QI, Defiance, Adventure Time, Bojack Horseman, The Thick of it, Farscape, Fargo.
The list is bound to change once I've completed some of the shows and started a few of the new ones that are coming out.
10. Archer - I love this show so much, the damn witty one liners, the comedic timing, the setting and set up of the show. It's absurd and ridiculous, but by god it's the good and best kind of absurd. Krieger is probably what makes the show that much great for me, and the Archer/Lana banter too. All in all, it's one of my favourite shows.
9. Fullmetal Alchemist - One of my favourite anime shows of all time. The drama, the action, the humour, it's all good, it's all set up nicely. What stands out for me are two things, the lore and the world it's set in, I find it very interesting and fascinating, I'd love a separate story based in that world again. secondly Roy Mustang's personal grudge match, the intensity, the emotion and the anger, it builds up to one of the greatest anime fight scenes of all time, and it's truly one of the most emotionally crazy parts of Brotherhood.
8. The Arrow - It's not secret, I like superhero based stuff, it's part of my comic nerdyness in me. I watched this show only vaguely knowing Green Arrow, and I gotta say I loved it. Aside from it being alittle on the long side, to which it feels more episodic than the others, it's damn great show. The characters are well developed, the villains are creatively done well, the action sequences are some of the best I've seen in a TV show.
7. Always Sunny in Philadelphia - This is arguably the funniest show I've seen. Just the amount of times the main cast fuck with each other and other people that are unfortunately brought into their antics? it's god damn hillarious. I pretty much marathoned this as soon as I got Netflix and I did not regret it once. If there waas ever a comedy show I'd highly recommend? this would be it.
6. Scrubs - Scrubs is multiple parts that are seemingly well worked into each other without it seeming too out of place. it's one part comedy, one part drama, and many parts an emotional ride. The character development, travels throughout, and characters are treated very humanly, having their individual flaws and strengths, and the comedy plays superbly into that aspect. But the drama and the emotional ride is where it really shines for me. It's never overly done, and being a sitcom set in a hospital they can really address the theme of death without it feeling too shoehorned in there. Plus it gave two of the best TV and funniest characters their chance to shine....okay three, Dr Kelso, Dr Cox and The Janitor.
5. This is England '86 - The sequel TV show of This is England. This is a rather interesting pick for me, and something I wasn't going to choose due to the fact it's more of a miniseries. But damn, it's fantastic, the emotional weight behind this series was marvelous and very hard hitting. Basically following from the movie, it shows us what most of Woody's gang is up to now. Again, like This is England, you will laugh and you will be stunned. it's a damn good show.
4. Misfitsb - I got into this show a little later than most, but my god it's so damn good. It has an interesting set up and some of the best characters in a british show, especially compared to the shit we hav thrown out. It's hilarious with some serious moments and some surprisingly emotional rides too, the development of characters is superb. There's a lot to like about this show, and it offers some of the funniest super powers you will see.
3. Avatar: The Last Airbender - This show is why I love animated series. it brings together a rich, beautiful lore based upon many eastern myths and legends with martial arts and magic, blends them together into one superbly made brew of epicness. Character development is nigh on perfect aside from a few character breaking moments, and the pacing was just top notch. it's easily my favourite animated show of all time, definitely and I can rank it up high on this list too. I love Martial Arts anything and eastern Folklore/Mythology.
2. House of Cards/Breaking Bad -I couldn't choose between these two awesome shows so I lumped them together. What's been said about has already been touched up by Jorick xD. It's easilly one of my all time faves, and damn god Kevin Spacey plays Frank Underwood so god damn good. Again, there's many things I love about Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston slowly turning into a Villain was one of the best transformations I've seen on a TV show.
1. Game of Thrones - Another series I was late on the party, but by god damn holy shit fuck! it's easily topped all of my faves so far. The political intrigue, the characters, the world itself, to me it's perfect. I absolutely love this show and I eagerly await each new season with a child like wonder, waiting to see what happens next. It's 9.8/10 an A++++, a 5/5 in my books.
Honorable Mentions: Legend of Korra, Luther, Sherlock, Babylon 5, Dexter, Heroes, From Dusk Till Dawn, Twin Peaks, Hannibal, The Walking Dead, Futurama, South Park, Fairy Tail, 8 out of 10 Cats, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, QI, Defiance, Adventure Time, Bojack Horseman, The Thick of it, Farscape, Fargo.
The list is bound to change once I've completed some of the shows and started a few of the new ones that are coming out.
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