Kim Jong Un is playing hide and seek.
Y'all are jumping to conclusions.
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STATUS: I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg. 9 yrs ago
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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Foxxie said
DS: Radiant Historia, The World Ends With You, Shin Megami Tensei Devil Survivor 2, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, Pokemon Conquest, 999, Okamiden, and Ghost Trick.Let me think about the GBA offerings, as I've neglected that console for quite some time now. Definitely Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, though.
Throw in Chrono Trigger and you're snazzy, ^^
Jorick said
I like half assed creativity.Name: God-Emperor JorickType: Optional super secret hardest boss in the game that gives you the best weapon for the main characterGenre: Dark Fantasy
Name: God Emperor Jorick
Type: Optional(challenging boss,the hardest to defeat, players prefer to go after his awesome loot(More precisely "The Emperor's Cudgel" the best weapon in terms of overall stats, with a 90% chance of stunning most enemies).
Description:
Throughout the story, Jorick appears to the Main Protagonist as "The Nameless Vagabond" offering cryptic hints about how each of the main bosses fighting styles, and vague descriptions of their role and past within the story. Appearing sporadically and offer before each boss, Jorick is heavily cloaked from head to toe, his face obscured, but what appears to be golden armor sometimes peeks through the layered cloth. But in truth, He's actually the "God-Emperor" a powerful being that was angered by man's lust for power, creating the various bosses the Main Protagonist had to slay. Once you reveal his true nature, he appears clad in divine golden armour, and almost giant in his size. He awaits for the Protagonist in his realm "The Halls of Power" awaiting for one final duel.
Strategy:
God Emperor Jorick has three forms you must face, firstly, his "Towering King" form. A mountain of a man with the speed of a demon, Jorick wields two great halberds with deadly reach. His four swing combo is deadly and fast, allowing only minimal chance of dodging if close by. His overhead strikes are slower but much more powerful, and hit in two strikes. On occasion, he will buff himself to deal extra divine damage, paralyzing you in place for a few seconds.
Once taking his health down to a certain amount, the next stage of the fight begins, as Jorick transforms into his "Divine Dragon" form. Hulking over with his bright gold scales and wings, Jorick's attacks become more aggressive, fitting for his appearance. His breath attack is not that of fire, but of divine light, paralyzing and blinding you on the spot. Occasionally he will go for a one hit kill move, in which he simply devours you whole.
His final form, is his namesake, "The God-Emperor" as hulking as his dragon form, but human in shape with his armor regal in appearance and, and glowing with divine light. He wield's the Emperor's Cudgel, and uses like a master. The Cudgel acts as both a close combat and ranged combat tool to his strategy. He has a three strike combo, that deals heavy damage if able to connect successfully. He will slam his Cudgel with a ground pound, creating a wave of divine light. On occasion, he will raise his cudgel into the air, sending out arcane missiles that home in and explode, the amount can range from 2 to 5. After he is beaten he will simply laugh and explain how he was testing the might of the Protagonist, and leave his trusted weapon in their hands.
Theme:The Mighty Will of The God Emperor
Azarthes said
Is it raining?
no.
So yeah, not sure what this will amount to, maybe it will just be for fun, maybe something, I don't know, I just thought of this because I did something similar ages ago.
Anyway, if you fill in the form below, I'll make you into a Boss Character, not entirely sure how in-depth, but at least expect some vague description of your motive and style of combat. I dunno, just whatever comes in my head?
Name:
Type: Mini, Last, optional, whichever ^^
Genre: As vague or as specific as you want.
So yeah, Yay for half assed creativity?
Anyway, if you fill in the form below, I'll make you into a Boss Character, not entirely sure how in-depth, but at least expect some vague description of your motive and style of combat. I dunno, just whatever comes in my head?
Name:
Type: Mini, Last, optional, whichever ^^
Genre: As vague or as specific as you want.
So yeah, Yay for half assed creativity?
Meanwhile, in Britain....
Meh.
I prefer the non Mega-form honestly.
I prefer the non Mega-form honestly.
Pretty much what Foxxie and the other guys said.
When it comes to my favourite Final Fantasy Game boils down to 8 and 6, very easily. 8 has a very interesting system you learn, which to me gives it some depth(I personally found it rather easy to understand). Ofcourse Final FantasyVI wins in terms of characters and story.
When it comes to my favourite Final Fantasy Game boils down to 8 and 6, very easily. 8 has a very interesting system you learn, which to me gives it some depth(I personally found it rather easy to understand). Ofcourse Final FantasyVI wins in terms of characters and story.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
After you butcher chickens you are left wondering why people ever thought it was a good idea to eat birds.Give me any large four-legged animal but I will never pluck feathers off a jiggling headless bird corpse ever again.
Lamb meat comes from that.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
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