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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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In New to spam → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Magic Magnum said

You heard the lady! hippity hoppoty backity into your Cage!

In Explain the signature above! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Derpestein said
Thread derailed.Wow.Good job there Nappy and Badger.Bike of War Nappys

Welcome to Spam, where topics and discussions are derailed faster than a Suicide bomber on speed.

In Ever since That 70's Show went off the air → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Awson said
You're fine, buddy.It's just-I'm just so on edge right now! These kids man. Who's gonna help these kids?

Sometimes they must guide themselves....

In Ever since That 70's Show went off the air → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Awson said
Oh boy.This is like the third time I've had to say the following this month.The ironic posting in spam has reached critical mass and it is dumb as fuck. It's predictable and very old.

Well, I saw the "inb4" and couldn't resist posting that.

I got a good laugh out of it from your post though. That's something, right?

But yeah, I do agree though.

In Ever since That 70's Show went off the air → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

They should also watch my favourite movie.

In Explain the signature above! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Napoleon said
no i just looked up rolf harris on google images

aah, well good for you ^^.

In Explain the signature above! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Larfleeze said
Who hurt you, Darog? Was it a time-travelling nutjob from the future who was obsessed with every aspect of you and thus got future plastic surgery to look just like you? Who hurt you?

No one at all ^^. Just thought I'd stare into the filth ridden, bile infested land fi- Imean Spam and see whats up.

Napoleon said
I think we all know who hurt him
*Rolf Harris pic*

Nice original joke here kiddo! did ya get that from facebook? no, no, I'm guessing either twitter or tumblr, but don't mind me, I'll just wait to see what you respond with next. :p

In Apparently it's socially unacceptable to refuse to go to your mother's funeral → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

I know how you're feeling, Last year when my sister died, I told my parents and my two brothers that I wouldn't be going, got some weird looks from them. I just wasn't ready at all, and even a whole year after I still don't feel ready.

Just do what you feel helps, fuck those that don't respect your decision.

Magic Magnum said
That's also another thing that puzzled me.How at a funeral people think they're being nice and considering by constantly swarming you at the funeral.I'm pretty sure when someone is grieving they'd want to, I don't know? Greive!?Not play host/hostess to everyone else there.

I personally hate that swarming effect, it's really annoying and doesn't allow me escape in my mind when I need to.

However, my brother(youngest) he likes that feeling that people ask him if he's okay and that reassure him he's gonna be fine. People react/feel/think differently.

In don't → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

In Explain the signature above! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Shitty French twat riding a motorcycle sig.

(I can be 3dg3y too 8D)

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.</div>

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