Darth Squidius

For a Fistful of Credits: A Star Wars Story

I mean, if that name were adopted then our characters could adapt it to be more in line with the schema of Galactic Basic speakers in relation to names, as with the nicknames for Artoo and Threepio. Or just shorten it as with "The Falcon".

Gotta love that amateur etymology in the early morning.

Whistleblower - Aliens - Conspiracies - Adventure

You're not really giving us much to work with here, buddy. I mean, it's an interesting enough premise. Not sure what's up with this gem though: "Extremely muscular, even the females".

For a Fistful of Credits: A Star Wars Story

@Paraffin Eyy. I like this a lot.

Ban the Person above you

Banned for judging people by the sum of their posts, not by the content of their character.

Put some salt on my name

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Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Poorly Describe a Plot Backwards

Star Wars Episode I (The Phantom Menace): After a big party, a dead, ninja Juggalo rises from a pit (resurrected) and begins to give life to everyone he comes across, starting with a dead hippie monk. On some planet called Naboo, a massive droid army is activated after a kid in a spaceship accidentally creates a space station. Now trapped in a planet-wide blockade, the once unified indigenous peoples begin to descend into racial hatred and isolationism, prompting the Queen of the Naboo people and her monk protectors (as well as a small entourage consisting of a battle-proven idiot and the kid) to flee for the Galaxy's capital.

There, the popular Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy is voted out of office, replaced by a figure deeply despised by many. Meanwhile, the Queen's two monk guardians seek council with their elders as they debate abandoning the powerful child on a barren world in the Outer Rim of the Galaxy. After travelling across the galaxy, the hippie monk loses the kid to a vicious slaver by way of a racing bet, before handing the Queen over to the Droid forces of her occupied homeworld and returning home.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, sure. However, none of your games can ever progress past the initial interest check! Muahahaha!

I wish people could look past the tentacles and see the real me.

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@Hexaflexagon I shall cherish this banana always.

How do you make a sentient banana into a sandwich?