Darth Squidius

For a Fistful of Credits: A Star Wars Story

Character's still coming, have a lot on my plate that I need to sort first.

In regards to characters, is a droid out of the question?

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, although as you did not specify what you wanted millions of, it's lice. You now have millions of lice.

I wish I had a get-rich-quick scheme.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but now it's based on the events of the popular fanfiction "My Immortal", rather than the Christopher Paolini Inheritance series.

I wish I had all the answers.

Poorly Describe a Plot Backwards

The Dark Knight Rises: A Bat-themed vigilante is born in a nuclear explosion, checks into a prison in the middle of nowhere and visits a chiropractor who sorts out his back problems.

You can call me Knuckles; Unlike [Avatar Above] I don't...

...Lie about my stupid hats.

For a Fistful of Credits: A Star Wars Story

Huzzah. Give me a bit, I'll come up with something good.

Poorly Describe a Plot Backwards

A Christmas Carol: A kindhearted philanthropist is bullied into hating everything by three time-travelling ghosts.

Your Current Mood in One GIF

You attempt to access RoleplayerGuild, but find yourself in an alternate reality of the forum where the above avatar has replaced Mahz. What changes?

Pretty much the same just with less daily beatings.