Deathsaurer

Super Robot Wars SL

"You clearly know waaaaaay too much about these people. How did you even know she'd be dumb enough to take the kool-aid? And Joe, why are we not inside the ship?"

Megatron sighed at the ridiculous sequence of events that totally ruined their plan. "They got attacked while they were still supplying the ship so they all dropped what they were doing and ran on board. I sent the drone in with instructions to wait for my all clear before you got summoned. I figured the homing beacon was me and hoped the Kool-aid man had a... reasonable plan to incapacitate the crew so we didn't have to ransack the ship."

"This is why you do not omit details you imbecile!" Brainwave exclaimed as he glared at the Kool-aid man.

"And after all that tweddle dumb over there pops up like nothing has happened."

Brainwave turned to Inferno. "How the hell did you even get here?"

"One of the silly humans saw me transform and decided he wanted to use me as his personal mech. Naturally I refused since I only serve the royalty."

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"Well this is the most irrational plan I've ever heard. And who the hell are the Jovians? I feel like you've omitted a few details Kool-aid man."

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Several hours later the awaited signal arrived:

"Finally. Jeez these idiots are slow. I hope you're ready to round everyone up crazy man that I wish I never met."

And with that the remainder of the group was space bridged to Megatron's location.

"This universe is bullshit!" Came Megatron's indignant greeting.

"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down Joe. The hell you talking about?"

"Guess who the Lamborghini is."

Brainwave immediately found his face approximating the infamous dull surprise expression. "No way..."

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"Why do you want a screwdriver? Who do you think you are, The Doctor? Whatever... Now we just wait for the ship to launch and once it does Joe will release the drone that will hack into the ship and give me direct control at which point we all space bridge on board and you do... whatever it is you plan to do to round everyone up. But don't kill anyone. If you do I'm throwing you out the airlock."

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"Well the ship isn't going to be ready for launch for about a week. Joe should be arriving later today. Until them I suggest you sit down, shut up, and stop trying to steal my stuff or I will lock you in a force field until you are needed."

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After several days of planning the infiltration of the base, and several theft attempts by the Kool-aid man the duo finally arrived in Japan.

"I still say you should have space bridged that idiot into deep space so we don't have to deal with him anymore. Don't give me that the plot demands he be here garbage."

Brainwave chuckled. "Oh don't worry Megatron, I'm going to have fun using him as a meat shield. We are in need of one since we left Inferno in Shanghai."

"Yes, what a terrible loss that is."

The duo arrived at the main computer center. Brainwave quickly remote hacked the computer.

"Hmm good news. The ship isn't fully staffed yet. They're still waiting of about a dozen personnel and a few shipments of equipment. We can probably just sneak you on the next ship to arrive after I've altered the files."

The ease in which Brainwave hacked the mainframe made Megatron wonder. "Can't you just hack the ship now and steal it?"

"Very easily but we are walking up to one of the Original Thirteen. We're going to need disposable fodder to throw at him as we run if something goes wrong."

"Well this is already sounding like a far more reasonable plan, yes."

Brainwave looked up to stare at Megatron for a moment. "Figures you'd say something like that." Turning back to the holographic display of the ships manifest Brainwave noticed something that was for a lack of a better word, odd. "What the... One of the crew members requested permission to bring a Lamborghini on board."

"No one on a warship would ever think a car is a suitable vehicle for it." Mocked Megatron.

"Oh shut up, this is just plain stupid. This guy must be an idiot. I'm sure you're recognize him instantly. Alright I've also implanted a virus that will seek out and rewrite all their other facilities as soon as they share any data. Let's go stash you on the next ship to arrive."

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The group space bridged back to their base to plan the heist.

"Alright I'm going to check some satellite maps to figure out the best place to space bridge into this base. Joe and I will infiltrate it with optic camouflage and alter the ships manifest so we can sneak him on board in vehicle mode where he will deploy the drone that lets me hijack its computers. Rastun, you're staying here with the Kool-aid man. Don't take your eyes off him. He's such a walking parody I'm sure he'll try to steal half the shit in the base given half the chance even if he could never figure out how to turn it on."

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"All right then, where is this ship docked? We need to go alter the manifest. And more importantly get out of the middle of this city before they decide the clean up can wait and they need to start shooting at us again."

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"Realistically speaking it's hard to justify a car on a military ship. I mean what kind of idiot would take a car on a warship? Perhaps it would be best to just add Joe as an experimental military vehicle and have him sneak a drone with a hacking program on board."

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Shanghai

"Alright since everyone is dead set for hijacking this ship let's figure out what kind of crew compliment it has and decide how we're going to incapacitate said crew. I'm assuming mass murder isn't plan A."