Greetings and Salutations! I am called Syberite, or Sy for short. Honestly, though, you can call me anything you want if work is involved, I'll even dress up as a goblin or Beelzebubbett as the need arises.
Sorry, back to the point.
I am what is popularly known as a female demon, or demonness, or, at times, succubus; honestly, no buses were hurt, nor did I suck on them. Although I do have a bit of an oral fixation, and a weakness for sweets.
Right, back to the point.
So, I am looking for an adult man, male, person, or maybe even a female, lady, yeah.
I need a mage, sorcerer, or more specifically, I need a magic-user, and an older one a that. 18 or under is straight out, and forgive me for being picky, but I'm a little leery of 21-year-old magic-users. You know, still learning the craft, wet behind the years, yearning for great power, but recovering from acne, and their first meeting with alcohol. Magic and alcohol don't mix. Honestly. Ever. It's how I got into this mess.
Yes, mess. I'm in a mess, a bind, a fix, or whatever you want to call it. Here I am stuck in the equivalent to the elevator to nowhere playing perpetual Muzack. Look, I've seen what some folks might call Hell, and even what some might call Purgatory. They're WRONG! So WRONG! No really, they're WRONG! Try being a "demon" out of a job, an immortal with no power to work with, and, worse still, a penchant for flesh, chocolate, and an occasional stiff drink (but not for my boss).
Yeah, no power to work with. I meant that. Unless I've got a magic-user to work for, I've got nada, bupkiss, nothing. I can raise power for them, help them gain more power, even train them how to use it effectively, heck, I can even store power for them, BUT none of it's mine. Bit of a rub, huh? Yeah, no getting home for me! At least not on my own. But I do have creativity and knowledge in arcane things, including, well, stuff that happens behind closed doors between consenting adults who enjoy a bit of adult play.
Speaking of which, thanks to my previous employer, who has since passed due to a heart attack at a most inopportune time, I appear quite human. Yes, human. No tail, or horns, or wings, or even a tail. I look more like a pleasantly rounded redheaded lady with blue eyes, sizable feet, and just average on height. It's rather nice really.
All that being said, I am willing to work for a Mage, Sorceror, or any other Magic User no matter what time period, or where. I can truck along with barbarians and minotaurs just fine, and don't mind a bit of an adventure in more fantastic and medieval climes; I still have yet to meet a dragon in my 1003-year-long life. I can work among steam ships and air balloons all the same, and I might even make it in space, if I get past the weightlessness sickness fast enough.
Please, hire me! Especially if you're into hedonism, light bondage, leather, and that sort of stuff - you know, what some would call "adult" play, or tums in reverse.
(note from the author - I am a grad student who enjoys writing, imagination, and the like. Although it is not a must, I would like to work on both plot and writing more explicit adult situations that actually work. And my sincere thanks for reading this!)
Sorry, back to the point.
I am what is popularly known as a female demon, or demonness, or, at times, succubus; honestly, no buses were hurt, nor did I suck on them. Although I do have a bit of an oral fixation, and a weakness for sweets.
Right, back to the point.
So, I am looking for an adult man, male, person, or maybe even a female, lady, yeah.
I need a mage, sorcerer, or more specifically, I need a magic-user, and an older one a that. 18 or under is straight out, and forgive me for being picky, but I'm a little leery of 21-year-old magic-users. You know, still learning the craft, wet behind the years, yearning for great power, but recovering from acne, and their first meeting with alcohol. Magic and alcohol don't mix. Honestly. Ever. It's how I got into this mess.
Yes, mess. I'm in a mess, a bind, a fix, or whatever you want to call it. Here I am stuck in the equivalent to the elevator to nowhere playing perpetual Muzack. Look, I've seen what some folks might call Hell, and even what some might call Purgatory. They're WRONG! So WRONG! No really, they're WRONG! Try being a "demon" out of a job, an immortal with no power to work with, and, worse still, a penchant for flesh, chocolate, and an occasional stiff drink (but not for my boss).
Yeah, no power to work with. I meant that. Unless I've got a magic-user to work for, I've got nada, bupkiss, nothing. I can raise power for them, help them gain more power, even train them how to use it effectively, heck, I can even store power for them, BUT none of it's mine. Bit of a rub, huh? Yeah, no getting home for me! At least not on my own. But I do have creativity and knowledge in arcane things, including, well, stuff that happens behind closed doors between consenting adults who enjoy a bit of adult play.
Speaking of which, thanks to my previous employer, who has since passed due to a heart attack at a most inopportune time, I appear quite human. Yes, human. No tail, or horns, or wings, or even a tail. I look more like a pleasantly rounded redheaded lady with blue eyes, sizable feet, and just average on height. It's rather nice really.
All that being said, I am willing to work for a Mage, Sorceror, or any other Magic User no matter what time period, or where. I can truck along with barbarians and minotaurs just fine, and don't mind a bit of an adventure in more fantastic and medieval climes; I still have yet to meet a dragon in my 1003-year-long life. I can work among steam ships and air balloons all the same, and I might even make it in space, if I get past the weightlessness sickness fast enough.
Please, hire me! Especially if you're into hedonism, light bondage, leather, and that sort of stuff - you know, what some would call "adult" play, or tums in reverse.
(note from the author - I am a grad student who enjoys writing, imagination, and the like. Although it is not a must, I would like to work on both plot and writing more explicit adult situations that actually work. And my sincere thanks for reading this!)