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My alternate account. I.E. I am ZAVAZggg and ZAVAZggg is me. Not to sock-puppet or some shit, just so I can actually have interaction between two characters in a way that fits Myriad Reality's posting style.

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It doesn't scream while you eat it though.


Neither does my prey. By the time I reach them, they've already accepted me as their god, and what mortal would refuse the will of something they consider to be divine?
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You sure I couldn't interest you in something less mortal-y? Maybe a PB&J?


No. It sticks to my insides. Disgustingly so.
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*Scrunches my face*
Me... too? Thanks?


*Grumbles*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have mortals to consume.
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You could talk me into it.


*Ripples*

I'd rather consume biomass without the noisome cries of insects, thank you very much.
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What're ya eating? Toasted ciabatta?


No, I plan on eating that world the next four systems over. Why? Do you plan on trying to stop me?
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*Manifests nearby*
You're getting awfully close to a world I'm in charge of watching. Whatcha doing?


*An eye appears within my fleshy mass to regard you, followed by a toothy maw a few seconds later*

Salting my meal.
*The rift seals behind me as I float outwards into the emptiness of space, my mind brushing against the inhabitants of a world spinning nearby, preparing them for my inevitable arrival*
*Pushes my way to the edge of the void*

Ihilthe?

>Yes, master?

Open a path. I think I've found a new universe to conquer.

>Of course, master.

*Ihilthe's form morphs, becoming the Key That Opens Many Locks, and they slide into the space between. The way now open, a jagged tear in unreality, I push my massive bulk through and spill forth into the reality that lies beyond*
*My body reforms, albeit at its original tonnage and size*

Hmm... what universe should I consume next?

*Peers through the darkness of the void for my next target*
*Floating through the void as naught more than a consciousness bound to essence, I begin to reform my physical body*
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