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@ZAVAZggg Jesse wasn’t typically one to get irritated. Sure, he was a deadly apocalypse warrior who completed a classic quest for revenge, but being irritated to the point he now was wasn’t common for him. The whole situation had him on edge and in constant fights since it began, and the best he had for answers was the fact that different dimensions existed, it was possible to move between them, and a detailed description of quiche.

“No goddamnit!” Jesse yelled “I don’t honestly give two fucks if you want to answer or not!” He pulled a glock he stashed from the night before and aimed it on Zyx’ head.

“First off, I will ask again, what the fuck is happening? This isn’t the afterlife. Have I simply moved back in time or gone to some...other world that mirrors my own?”

Morty, of course, was in a panic. Even after all the shit he regularly went through with Rick, his reaction to situations like this were the same.

“Oh jeez, Jesse. You can’t just shoot him.” He pleaded.

“I can with a motion of my finger. Whether or not I will is on him.” Jesse said coldly.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Zyx let out a tired sigh, glancing at Jesse ever so briefly, his expression one of pure dismissal.

"Like I said, I lack the patience for this, so Morty if you wouldn't mind? Have you heard the name Caliborn? Or heard anyone here mention such?"

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@LSJ Rose

Ironically these words are my sig.

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@ZAVAZggg “Hang on a minute!” Jesse blurted when he heard about dimensions “You mean you both changed dimensions? What is it a common thing now? It’s not a thing where I’m from. The concept didn’t even exist in my head until today! Is that what’s going on?”

Morty paused, scared of Jesse who, bear in mind, still looked like a crazy homeless guy.

“Uh, yeah. It’s...ya know...it’s fun though I mean...it can be.” Morty told Jesse with a nervous chuckle “Anyway, my and grandpa did go on this adventure to planet Shwifty and there was a cult there. The...gazorpazorp cult, hehe which is also a tv show, and a planet. Oh man, again, dimension travel it really is something ya know?” He told Zyx

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Zyx flicked his gaze over to Jesse.

"Look, I'd love to explain what Ultima are and the true nature of the cosmos, but I'm afraid I don't have the inclination or the patience, so if you don't mind..."

He shifted his attention back to Morty.

"I'm aware of them, but sadly they aren't the kind of cult I'm searching for. The group I'm looking for follows a figure who goes by the name of Caliborn. Does that name mean anything to you? Have you heard it before, perhaps?"

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Level: 3 (2/30)
Word Count: 432
Location: Western Coast - La Noscea
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Although she'd managed to successfully exit the city, Sephiroth didn't stop again until she reached the swamp, fighting the voices bouncing around inside her skull the entire way until they finally fell silent. Upon arriving however, she had paused to survey the area. Not only because she didn't want to be taken unawares, but also because she honestly had no idea where exactly she was. A good thing this choice turned out to be, for there were several creatures living here that might give her trouble or at the very least cause for concern. The least of these were, of course, the bulbous animals floating aimlessly through the air, with the large amphibian she'd seen taking precedence alongside the mosquitoes, and not the small ones she'd been swatting for the last couple of seconds either. No, the bugs that really worried her were the larger ones gathered in droves to the north, the manic drone of their oversized wings easily heard even here at the edges of the great marsh.

Eyes narrowing into slits as her hand shifted its way to the hilt of her sword, Sephiroth decided she didn't want to spend the rest of the night fighting against overwhelmingly unfavorable odds, and elected to evade both the frog or frogs and the insects as best she could. Seeing how both sets of creatures seemed to be mostly centered around the water, well partially in the mosquitoes' case due to their ability to fly, the former SOLDIER decided she would take the trees instead. Cumbersome as it might be given the rigging attached to her back, it would be far less risky and much quicker than if she simply continued to wade through the brackish at her feet, and give her a chance to get used to the physical intricacies of this new body to boot. Thus she began to forge her way to the northeast, all while making sure she gave the mist and swarm enveloped trees a wide berth, by leaping up out of the water and into the lowest branches of the nearest mangrove.

Bringing her hand down to crush a mosquito that had landed to take a drink from her thigh, Sephiroth began her painstakingly slow climb into the higher branches, grunting and growling in annoyance as her rigging got hooked and snagged. Eventually, however, she was near the top of the tree. Locating the next series of branches she needed to take, she began to make her way across the treetops.

All the while completely unaware of the insects that moved to track her far below...

@Lugubrious

Crossover Town

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It was pig blood oil does that count? Bob from Harolds said they were all out of virgin blood oil , so I bought the less costly blood oil.

@Kenshi

blood oil is oil brother. So long as you can cover yourself in it and light a match go out to stand in the rain you will be fine. Fire shall mingle with blood and flesh until there is nothing left Oil floats on water, thus you being covered in oil shall float on rain.

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Zava, just when I thought I had seen it all, I see your new avatar 👍

@Kenshi

That's great, but have you covered yourself in blood oil recently?

Crossover Town

@ZAVAZggg I thought he was killed but then struck by lightning and came back.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

He was. Then he went to hell and came back.