1. Home
  2. Derpestein

Derpestein male Member

The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 8 yrs ago
Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1 like

Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Why Women (And Feminism) Suck → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
WHos there
Yur murm. har har har har har. I AM SO BARELY FUNNY. ALL 4 U BABI. ...I'm gonna go rethink my life.
In Why Women (And Feminism) Suck → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Attempt the barely funny and obnoxious and you've got something going on.
Okay. Knock knock. AM I BEING FUNNY YET?
In SORAKUN SAYS CLASSY PEOPLE IN SPAM → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why does being gay have to be a prerequisite? You don't masturbate?
No... But... I mean...
There, there, friend. Everyone has a crisis about their sexuality based on why they like to play with themselves because of an internet roleplaying forum... ... Actually, get the fuck away. Weirdo.
In The Last Wizard (EnA Format) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"OI, BIGGY! Uhhhh...SUCK ON THIS!" Wow, Syl, great one liner, Sylvester thinks to himself, you don't even have a bomb ready! "On the contrary, mind. I have SUPPLIES! ...Well, that isn't a bomb, but it can turn INTO one!" He was undoubtedly, confusing the cyclops. So he took out said supplies and a metal container. (Rolled a seven.) "Uhhhh, HEY BIG GUY! CHOKE ON MY BIG BALL OF KABOOM!" He throws the metal canister like a baseball... And the kaboom happens right on the cyclops' arm. Which promptly falls off.
In Why Women (And Feminism) Suck → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'm not into shy, Larfreeze.
Are you into the obnoxious, annoying, rarely likeable and barely funny? I got you covered on all fronts, baby.
In Genuine Question → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Privateers were pretty much fancier, officially paid pirates. So they wouldn't get paid for PRIVACY, they'd be paid for piracy. Suck on that, pirates! TL;DR YOU ARE A PRIVATEER!
>not linking the superior Alestorm cover
I am enlightened. Thank you.
In Genuine Question → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Privateers were pretty much fancier, officially paid pirates. So they wouldn't get paid for PRIVACY, they'd be paid for piracy. Suck on that, pirates! TL;DR YOU ARE A PRIVATEER!
In I reached the real end of a book series. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Hit yourself on the head and then read it again?
What if you forget how to read?
In SORAKUN SAYS CLASSY PEOPLE IN SPAM → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Well, at least I'm not the worst. I'm perfectly okay with being perfectly okay. Could be worse. I could be that MountainDew kid from the Oldguild.
You could have been oldguild me. Yeah, best not to talk about the dark ages. MOVING ON!
In SO, about that Jordanian Pilot? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
For the rest of us, it's only usually only when you're posting. (that double entendre tho')
> Using a plural word "surrounded" for one person. > Yelling "Burn!" for your own post. Akin to liking your own facebook status. C- You fail.
Lemaymayarrows What is this, 6chung?
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet