Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

"IT SHALL BE DONE! AWAY, I SAY! TO ADVENTURE!" Sylvester runs off, key in hand, grenade in the other. It is several minutes before he returns. "...Which way to the tower?" He wheezes and sits on a charred log, leaning his head on his hand. The grenade is gone, and his hair is sizzled. He looks through his bag and takes out a couple of ingredients and a metal container, trying to make a grenade for later. (ROLLED TEN. POWAH NUMBAH!) He creates the most powerful grenade he has ever created, stainless, shining and pure white. A single teardrop drips from his eye. He stores the Awe Inspiring Hand Grenade of Awe in his bag for an emergency later...And pulls out a piece of bread, having a snack. "Sheriushlee ouh," He swallows the bit of bread he was eating, "Where?"
Bit confused on power numbers. Are power numbers a specific number that you choose? Or can you just go, roll, POWAH NUMBAH!
I think I'm turning Syl into a pyromaniac. It's fun.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL- Cough. Cough. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO THE GUILD! I hope you enjoy your stay n stuff! The guide section (Scroll down on the main page) has lots of useful stuff for newbies n stuff! If you need anything, we're all willing to help. P.S. Try to avoid being banned by ze ban hammer.
Okay.
PAPER?! PAPER?!?! BITCHING FIRE KAMEHAMEHA!
Sylvester moves the arm away and takes out another capsule. He puts some ingredients in it, closes it, shakes it about, lights the fuse and drops it on the cyclops. Like a badass, he starts walking away. (Rolled a 10) The cyclops promptly explodes, all of its remains being incinerated the moment the capsule erupts in a loud kaboom. If there were any sunglasses handy, he'd have taken one and put it on, but sadly, there were none. So he settled for walking away from the explosion, before running away when it actually did explode. "FAT LOAD OF GOOD YOUR GUN AND BULLETS DID!" Sylvester yells at Alphonse.
Quit turning gay into a meme.
Lemaymayarrow Implying gay isn't already one. lolsorasgay.
WELCOME TO THE GUILD, SNOWY! Insert confetti...Here. I do so hope you enjoy your stay. Take care, if you don't understand anything, I'll be willing to help~
Yeah, best not to talk about the dark ages. MOVING ON!
>implying NuGuild X.0 isn't the dark ages
Actually, all RPGuild is the dark ages. Look at the background. So much black. So much black.
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