1. Home
  2. Derpestein

Derpestein male Member

The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 8 yrs ago
Avatar of Derpestein
  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 10 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1 like

Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Ban the Person above you → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned for changing your...Stuff
In Guys I got this really cool new thing → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
<Snipped quote by Derpestein>

The moment I've been waiting for...

Ask the writer of Inuyasha

Yup. It was a reference the whole time. But a fun one.


The moment you've waited 21 minutes for.

...I hope the taste of satisfaction is satisfactory. You've earned it after such a long wait.

Yes. But have you used it to masturbate yet?


Asking the real questions.
In Take a Letter, Leave a Letter → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Cunt
In Guys I got this really cool new thing → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
<Snipped quote by Derpestein>

Never know. The poison gets me.

And I don't cause the bugs. It's just sort of a coincidence?


Maybe it's just a bug. You should bug the Random Omnipotent Being who made it until he bugs out and makes you bugger off.

...

Also, Awson, how did you even come up with this? I don't think people just...Suddenly come up with "I have black hole hands but when I fight people with them poisonous insects driveby poison me."
In Searching for a New Home → 9 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild

If you need help the guides section is on the main page if you scroll down a bit

I hope you enjoy it here!
In Guys I got this really cool new thing → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Does it cause an infinite loop if you somehow survive the poison and keep trying to suck them up?
In Ban the Person above you → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned for plaguing the Guild with PowerRangers


SCREAMING INTERNALLY ETERNALLY

Banned, because fluffy is both cute but scary at the same time.
In How to heal bruises and cuts quickly and safely? → 9 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Death.

I've heard dying stops your bleeding maybe some minutes later, and your skin pales out a bit if you're short on makeup supplies.

One-time deal, though.
In Ban the Person above you → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned for being boring and blank.
In Guess the next user's kink. → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
No. I mean if you're going to do it why not do it?

Satanic vaginal.
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet