I hence forth propose:
- There exists only Spam
- There are people in Spam
- These people in Spam, having also other people, have social connections within Spam
- There thus exists a society in Spam
- But this society is unfulfilled
- Thus, as act of fulfillment, posting in spam is an act of completion
- Having thus posted in spam, and achieving completion with spam, all future interactions shall at a metaphysical level be gauged by one's posting to spam, and how much.
- As duty, you must post in spam, to maintain fulfillment
- Failure to post in spam is a failure of fulfillment with spam
- Peak fulfillment with Spam is one's willingness to be a part of spam, while everyone must also post in spam; we chose to thus still post in spam as others post in other boards as act of willingness. This brings joy.
- Therefore, being in spam, and choosing in spam, we conclude that our roles involve spam
- Concluding: being in spam, you post in spam, being in spam and posting in spam you achieve the metamorphosis of the self into a fuller being. This brings joy. Therefore, expression of such is the willingness to die for Spam
Having thus laid out I propose:
Fuck Off-Topic.
Am I right? :^)