Distortion

The Wonderful World of Vincent (Horror RP that will always be open!)

@Deathsong12This seems interesting, I'll get my CS ready as soon as possible. I have a question though. This story is apocalyptic, but how long has it been since the world ended? Years or months?

Adam Philip's Totally Legit Laboratory For The Science!

Bobular

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Drip. Drop. Drip. Drop. SQUEEG!

A squirming mass of putrid of unknown materials squeezed out of a pipe along 53rd street. The being wriggled with discomfort, as its orifices grotesquely oozed into place. That was much better. Well, not really. Bobular was still existing. Existence meant more pain and despair. Yesterday’s plasma bomb testing had not killed Bobular. Time for another day.

Bobular’s slimy wheat grass sludge created a trail down the alleyway as he dragged himself through the back way street. He moped through, past the dumpsters and stray cats which were eyeing him with intense fear and confusion.Pulling his wet body up the stairs to the back entrance, he heaved a heavy sigh. Bobular was not sure if he enjoyed going to this lab. He was not sure why he still even went. The slime oozed with dissatisfaction, then opened the door to the lab.

Bobular pitifully moved down the hall. His daily mope was interrupted when he heard a loud and brazen announcement echo through the laboratory.

Attention All Employees. There Is A Meeting In The Board Room In 10 Minutes. Please Do Not Be Late.

“Sigh… Time for another meeting…” What kind of torture err I mean spectacular scientific discoveries , awaited Bobular? He wandered into the meeting room, groaning with every step.

Adam Philip's Totally Legit Laboratory For The Science!

Bobular the Miserable

"Hey...Is it normal to feel excrutiating abominal pain everything you realize you're alive? No? Ohh... Is this quote getting too long? Ohh... sigh."

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Personality: This sad monstrosity is awkward, glum, and gloomy. He’s overly disappointed with everything, to the point others can feel dismal as well. Bobular constantly groans or moans, anguished by the daily excruciation he undergoes due to being alive... He sure is a depressing sight. Pretty ugly too. Yeesh... Well, he is also pretty loyal to the laboratory. Really obedient and devoted... But yeesh. He’s such a bummer to be around...

History: There are reasons you don’t blend wheat grass, super glue, crushed skeletal remains, and dark matter together. Because you get this miserable buffoon.

Bobular was the product of one of the lab’s “top-notch” “scientific” experiments. Well really, it was really just an excuse to shove random shit in a blender and have an experience to laugh about later on. The experiment somehow created life instead, giving birth to this sappy mess, Bobular, the sentient compilation of junk.

Bobular has always been a nuisance at the lab. His whining, depressing aura, and general ugliness has forced lab employees to perform multiple attempts to murder, torture, and disintegrate the abomination. Despite all attempts, the wretched being somehow always manages reappear and return to the lab completely undamaged.

No one is really sure what to do with Bobular. He’s been accepted as a natural part of the lab, and is normally just ignored or used as a testing dummy due to his regenerative abilities/immortality. He’s pretty much a part of the team.

Interesting Physical Traits: He’s a green hairy blob. That’s interesting right? pitiful shrug

Items: Bobular has an assortment of objects floating within his wheatgrass sludge. Nails, temporal rifts, batteries, nachos, whatever you can think of, you can find inside him... IF you’re brave enough to put your hand in his moist fluids…

Adam Philip's Totally Legit Laboratory For The Science!

@AdobeFlashHeyo! I just finished my character sheet. Here's a gross little addition to the lab. Just tell me if I need to fix anything.

Bobular the Miserable

"Hey...Is it normal to feel excrutiating abominal pain everything you realize you're alive? No? Ohh... Is this quote getting too long? Ohh... sigh."

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Personality: This sad monstrosity is awkward, glum, and gloomy. He’s overly disappointed with everything, to the point others can feel dismal as well. Bobular constantly groans or moans, anguished by the daily excruciation he undergoes due to being alive... He sure is a depressing sight. Pretty ugly too. Yeesh... Well, he is also pretty loyal to the laboratory. Really obedient and devoted... But yeesh. He’s such a bummer to be around...

History: There are reasons you don’t blend wheat grass, super glue, crushed skeletal remains, and dark matter together. Because you get this miserable buffoon.

Bobular was the product of one of the lab’s “top-notch” “scientific” experiments. Well really, it was really just an excuse to shove random shit in a blender and have an experience to laugh about later on. The experiment somehow created life instead, giving birth to this sappy mess, Bobular, the sentient compilation of junk.

Bobular has always been a nuisance at the lab. His whining, depressing aura, and general ugliness has forced lab employees to perform multiple attempts to murder, torture, and disintegrate the abomination. Despite all attempts, the wretched being somehow always manages reappear and return to the lab completely undamaged.

No one is really sure what to do with Bobular. He’s been accepted as a natural part of the lab, and is normally just ignored or used as a testing dummy due to his regenerative abilities/immortality. He’s pretty much a part of the team.

Interesting Physical Traits: He’s a green hairy blob. That’s interesting right? pitiful shrug

Items: Bobular has an assortment of objects floating within his wheatgrass sludge. Nails, temporal rifts, batteries, nachos, whatever you can think of, you can find inside him... IF you’re brave enough to put your hand in his moist fluids…

Sup Guild People!

@Vec Thanks for welcoming me!

@Redthorn Anvil Yup. Hopefully I'll stay here. This forum does look pretty cool.

@Rhythmloid Thanks, I'll try to enjoy the maximum amount of fun the Guild has to offer!

Adam Philip's Totally Legit Laboratory For The Science!

@AdobeFlash Is this rp still open? It seems interesting, and I'd like to join

Sup Guild People!

Hello citizens of the Guild! I’m Distortion, just a dude who loves writing, and is trying to develop his skills. I’m a bit rusty when it comes to rping, so forgive me if I ever mess something up here. I used to roleplay was several years ago, but my interest faded and my first rp community turned to shite. So now I’m here and I’ve decided to get back into roleplaying in this new forum.

I usually roleplay large/small group roleplays, and I'll be hanging around casual and free. I rp in all sorts of genres, but I prefer semi-modern roleplays the involve elements of sci-fi or fantasy.

So yeah. This should be fun. Nice to meet y’all. :D