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I got a bucket of chicken...

Halo said
As I understand it, chickens have been genetically modified so that they lay mostly female eggs. The chickens laying eggs and the chickens we eat in supermarkets are all female. Cocks are comparatively rare, and are mostly for breeding purposes, as their meat tends to be inferior (and no, it wasn't just cold) and they're more aggressive.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
My neighbors get a batch of meat chickens every other year, I'm pretty sure they're all male.

Same with my older neighbors as well, and my grandfather and one of my friends... They had like, 2-5 females and then 20 fucking roosters.

As I said, I've looked it up cause I'm a stubborn fuck that loves proving people wrong and the reason they are so rare to see is because they grew to perfect slaughter size in just a few weeks and then are instantly thrown in to die and after a while (A month or so) longer hens shortly follow in as well.

EDIT: In other words, Chickens are fucking weird but they taste good.

I got a bucket of chicken...

The Nexerus said
The best part of a chicken is the breast meat.

Males technically have breasts as well so this is rather a pointless statement... however after looking up some sites and shit I learned that it is technically both hens and roosters in our buckets... ergo we're eating hens and cocks.

I got a bucket of chicken...

The Nexerus said
Hens, actually.

The fuck? Who kills Hens when you can enslave them for eggs? That's just like killing cows instead of bulls. Hens are female, cocks are male...

I got a bucket of chicken...

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I hate chicken.

But Rax, who doesn't love a nice, thick, juicy cock in their mouth? Let alone a full bucket of cocks!!!

WOOT WOOT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

K-97 said
I don't think I've ever properly celebrated Halloween. Kinda sad.

Why not, all it takes is a little bit of blood and some finger paint... add that with a nice sharp looking knife and you're good to go. Nothing too much imo.

EDIT: Just make sure to not forget a couple bags of candy for the kiddies.

WOOT WOOT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

I always loved Halloween.

Kaga

I found out that this is a thing...

Hey guys, what's your favorite CANDY BAR

ImANargleHunter said
We don't have PayDays pr Milky Ways. Also, I feel like if you took out all the nougat I'd still eat the chocolate but most people wouldn't just eat a brock of nougat. Maybe I'm wrong!You are being a creeeeep.

I'd say something but your first statement about not having at least a fucking payday makes me sad to where I wish to cry for you...

You need more chocolate in your life.

*Gives you $10.00*

Now go and buy chocolate to save your soul.

Hey guys, what's your favorite CANDY BAR

Milky Ways...Heath and Twix

ImANargleHunter said
I'm not a huge fan of chocolate bars

But Nargle who doesn't like to put a large, thick rod of the dark or light brown coated goodness in their mouths?? ESPECIALLY when it's filled with that little special something to give it more flavor?

Doesn't that just make your mouth water?

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