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8 yrs ago
Current They're marathoning Power Rangers on Twitch. I'm geeking out so hard rn!
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8 yrs ago
So I might be killed by a tornado. It's pretty lit in this basement tho
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8 yrs ago
@The Spectre I fail to see how that is any different. You just described all the things people do with their racist "jokes." Sounds pretty hypocritical to me.
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8 yrs ago
Does the "Grow a thicker skin." thing not apply to talking shit about people voting for a different candidate?
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8 yrs ago
No it wasn't directed at anyone I was speaking genrally.

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"I have no idea how I ended up here, I should be on the other side of town actually its like my legs decided to go here on there own." He grinned sheepishly. "It's weird but its not the weirdest thing that's happened to me lately. Couple nights ago I had a dream about a talking bear. Was too weirded out to pay attention to what it was saying though." He finally remembered the older girl was there, his gaze falling to her katana. "You planning to use that on somebody, lady?"
Al raised an eyebrow and let out a loud laugh. "So your that dangerous kitty cat that's been making such a fuss? My boss has lost a lot of money on you." His grin widened even farther at the last part. "Not many people drive that reaction out of him, congrats!" He clenched his fist tightly. "Now you've gone an gotten my blood boiling there no way we can spar now." He chuckled finally noticing the younger girl holding up an autograph book. "An autograph book? You got a strange taste in idols kid. Aren't kids your age supposed to be into celebrities and bad boy bands, not people who beat each other to death?" He joked while he signed the page. "This is literally the strangest thing I have ever done."
"I see my reputation precedes me, I think I'm going to blush." He joked. "While the offer is both intriguing and tempting because you certainly look like you can handle yourself in a fight, I'm not really known for my restraint in these situations so I'll have to pass."He stared at the girl and smirked. "And I'd hate to be the one responsible for ruining such a beautiful face, why I'd never forgive myself for that."
Al whistled a cheery little tune as he used a rag to wipe the blood off his hands as he walked. The job was supposed to be a routine warning about a late payment but of course the guy had to go and get violent which made him get violent and caused him to break the guy's ribs. "Didn't he know better than to poke 'The Bear'?" He laughed at the silly nickname he'd become associated with because of the large bear tattoo on his back as he noticed he had somehow veered off from his course and ended up on Angel Lane. "Well that's peculiar." He noticed the three girls, one of whom was crying. "So is that." he laughed before walking closer to them. "Hey there, you girls lost? I know I am!"
I did the thing. We got bats nao XD
Damian parked his bike at the back of the warehouse. "Wow its like we didn't almost get killed by glorified rats last night." He laughed as he walked towards the building, his hand hovered close to his revolver just in case. As he neared closer towards the entrance he caught sight of the blob from last night exactly where he left it. "Why in the hell are you still here?" He stared down at the pathetic green blob, poking it lightly with his finger. "Those cleanup crews are lazy bastards, couldn't even take the time to kill you." He scoffed and headed back towards the door. "Not that I'm any better got more important things to do than worry about killing you, I'll come back for ya." He pushed inside, revolver drawn.

Despite the fact that he had his gun drawn he didn't expect to find anything hostile, since the cleanup crew should've came and gone by now. Given the nature of the business and his own terrible luck he shouldn't have been surprised to find a giant bat chewing on one of the members of said cleanup crew. The bat stopped chewing when it noticed him and looked down at him it face twisting into what he assumed was some sort of grin. "HHHhhhiiii....."

"Ummm, hey there. You, um having a snack?" Damian spoke revolver still at the ready, and his legs ready to instantly bolt towards the door.

"YEeeeesssh. It has been such a looooong time since I have walked amongssst your kind, it seemed appropriate to celebrate my return asss ssssuch. " The Bat swallowed the rest of the corpse it was chewing audibly and let out a relieved sigh. "Where are my manners? I am Camazotz once worshiped as the god of bats, ruler of death, and progenitor of ritual sacrifice." The Bat sighed again. "I miss the sacrifices....how come you humans don't do thhaat anymore?" Camazotz asked staring straight at Damian.

"Guess people lost the nerve for it I guess." Damian muttered as he inched towards the door. "I'm, um Damian by the way. It is nice meet you um Lord Camazotz." Last thing he wanted was to make the god think he was rude, and stroking its ego probably wouldn't hurt. He knew Gods existed, seriously he had all manner of monsters and spirits it would be pretty hypocritical of him to believe the gods of legend didn't exist in some capacity or another. Still this fun little experience was his first and he was definitely hoping it wouldn't be his last.

"Lord Camazotz? Respectful of your betters, unlike these whelllps. I like that Damiannn." Camazotz craned his head down to Damian's eye level. "Civil and respectful you are truly an example for you kind. I don't even want to eat you." Camazotz didn't notice Damian breath a sigh of relief from near the door, as he craned his head up near the ceiling again, as if he was listening to something distant. "Huh? He's one of them? Such a shame, but the death of those of the Blackwell blood were the terms of our contract after all by my divinity I shall uphold my end." The Bat God sighed again. "Unfortunately Damian I have to kill you. But fear not as one who has earned my esteem I shall make your death quick and painless." He turned his head to face him, but found Damian missing from the spot he left him in.

Damian was already on his bike when Camazotz exploded from the Warehouse ceiling, fangs bared and screeching. "Go screech at someone else you ugly asshole!" Clearly the Bat God was not happy with Damian's switch in demeanor, because it instantly dived right for him still screeching at him like a bat out of hell. He would've laughed at the pun if he wasn't so freaked out at the moment. "Oh shit!" He gunned the engine, and tore off down the road, the angry Bat God close behind. "Why does this stuff always happen to me?" He fired a few shots back at Camzotz who gracefully avoided them yet in doing so managed to unintentionally crash into another nearby warehouse. "Oh my god did that really just happen?" He practically burst out laughing "Get better eyesight ya loser!" The screeching resounded from the warehouse and hundred of man-sized bats flew from the hole Camazotz made in the building, followed by the Bat God itself who was he noticied getting angrier by the second.. DAMIAN!!! Damian let out an uncharacteristic yelp sound and continued in fleeing the now army of giant bats chasing him. "Why did I open my big mouth?"
Sorry I still haven't gotten a post up, Its been awhile and the writers block is taking a bit to shake off.
Name: Alastor "Al" Clarke
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Guardian animal: Bear
Power: Fire
Advantage: Strong and sharp teeth
How do they use their advantage: Al uses his strength and teeth to get into up close and personal in a fight. He also uses his strength as a method of long-range attacks by throwing objects as well as a way to defend the others by acting as a tank.
Looks:
Weapon: Claw knuckles
Personality: Boisterous and sarcastic most of the time, typically playing things off as jokes he comes typically as lighthearted dude. He is completely different in a fight however and is reckless, violent, and bloodthirsty. He usually just plays off questions about it.
History: Alastor doesn't remember his parents and as long as he could remember he lived on the streets, fighting to survive. When he was twelve he was taken in by a well known gangster who instantly put him to work as underground fighter and he took to it quickly. Under that gangster Al became a feared name in the underworld as both a fighter and an enforcer, most people thinking twice to go against the man when Al's name is brought up.
Name: Alastor "Al" Clarke
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Guardian animal: Bear
Power: Fire
Advantage: Strong and sharp teeth
How do they use their advantage: Al uses his strength and teeth to get into up close and personal in a fight. He also uses his strength as a method of long-range attacks by throwing objects as well as a way to defend the others by acting as a tank.
Looks:
Weapon: Claw knuckles
Personality: Boisterous and sarcastic most of the time, typically playing things off as jokes he comes typically as lighthearted dude. He is completely different in a fight however and is reckless, violent, and bloodthirsty. He usually just plays off questions about it.
History: Alastor doesn't remember his parents and as long as he could remember he lived on the streets, fighting to survive. When he was twelve he was taken in by a well known gangster who instantly put him to work as underground fighter and he took to it quickly. Under that gangster Al became a feared name in the underworld as both a fighter and an enforcer, most people thinking twice to go against the man when Al's name is brought up.
Semester's almost over for me and now that my workload has finally reached a manageable level I'm in a good place to actually give attention to this again. I'll throw a post up soon.
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