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Sorry I submitted in the wrong forum.
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Just in case it wasn't already clear. I and my frog companion are still here!
AH I'm still here I just don't have enough for a post :(. KEEP ME ALIVE
Dear Princess Kalri-Qua,
It is a truly awful condition but it can be easily cured or rather maintained by a long term-relationship. But disfiguring? Not in the slightest. I am still more handsome than all of your past suitors combined even when I am a frog. I used to think all princess' were the most beautiful in their kingdom. But, my hat goes off to you because even the slop I used to take from the alchemist as medicine looked prettier than you.
Yours Truly, Prince Richard Charming
It is a truly awful condition but it can be easily cured or rather maintained by a long term-relationship. But disfiguring? Not in the slightest. I am still more handsome than all of your past suitors combined even when I am a frog. I used to think all princess' were the most beautiful in their kingdom. But, my hat goes off to you because even the slop I used to take from the alchemist as medicine looked prettier than you.
Yours Truly, Prince Richard Charming
Dear Princess Kalri-Qua,
Shapeshifter is not a term I'd use lightly princess. It's a medical condition that was diagnosed by my barber. But frankly I wouldn't expect an old bag like you to understand anyway.
With Love, Prince Charming
Shapeshifter is not a term I'd use lightly princess. It's a medical condition that was diagnosed by my barber. But frankly I wouldn't expect an old bag like you to understand anyway.
With Love, Prince Charming
Dear Princess Kalri-Qua,
You're too old for me but I'm flattered you think I'd be interested in you.
With Love, Richard Charming
You're too old for me but I'm flattered you think I'd be interested in you.
With Love, Richard Charming
Posted! Let me know if I goofed or forgot anything. :)
Konica said
Miri gave the frog a slap across the face. “I-I’m not that kind of girl~” she said with feigned embarrassment. “I’m adding a new rule: 6) No frogging the princesses. Anything else you wanted to ask?”
Richard rubbed his cheek with his webbed hand. He was slightly insulted at the new rule but I mean it wasn't like he was going to be a frog when he did what he did best. Well maybe if there is a frog princess... Which would be sort of a paradox really because of Richard's condition. I guess either way no real "frogging" would be done.
"Err... No ma'am, I guess some other lady will have to do." He then hopped away and waited for the votes to be counted. Richard was really hoping for something besides the normal kingdom, because what's exciting about something you've trained to do? Richard crossed his froggy fingers but it ended up being useless when they discarded votes and rolled a die. He scoffed as his team received the normal kingdom. Just his luck, well off to the wagon with him.
Richard had been riding comfortably at the feet of all the others just pondering if he knew princess Rose or not. He had met so many it was hard to remember them all, however many of them didn't know about his "amphibian condition". That would've put a huge elephant in the room, and Richard was allergic to elephants. His tongue swelled and his skin was invaded with blotches, not fun for anybody. The suddenly the cart stopped and Richard immediately jumped up to the top rail of the wagon to see what was going on.
This was not good, he didn't bring any money. And he'd rather die than give up his crown, it would take some mighty fine persuasion to convince him to give it up. Doing the only thing he knew how he jumped into he middle of the wagon and croaked as loud as he could.
"Quick!" he shouted with a croak following. "Somebody kiss me! I will explain after!" He didn't mean for it to sound urgent but he figured if they thought he had a plan he might have more of a chance of getting kissed. Richard didn't really have a plan except run, which he couldn't outrun anybody as a frog. Well maybe he could jump into the shirt pocket of someone if all these women weren't into the idea of kissing a frog.
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