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@Artifex Needs confirmation, went a bit crazy. Did most of his summons. Need confirmation on formatting and creature powers. Want to make this character that one mob character everybody beats in battle or the first one killed to show the villain means business.



Denied.
@BiffleChump
Sure go ahead, I probably won't be back so I give you all permission to do whatever.
@Shandria

"Everyone else here was assigned to the Minotaur so, if you were sent here, that'll be your ship, and I will be your Commander."


Learning about this new fact made detective axiously chew on his cigaret. Part of him was thinking it was weird that she was commanding a ship, another was wondering about how low alliance's standards had fallen, the largest part was wondering if somehow the desk jockeys made a gigantic mistake in her assignment but he shook those thoughts away. If the alliance thought women could serve a ship, then it shouldn't have been too out there that a woman a commander.


"You don't seem to be too nervous about this whole thing. Not that I'm saying you should be afraid or anything. It's just... you don't seem to have any issue with the fact that you, a detective, was assigned to a Military ship as a Researcher."


Detective finished listening to her talk then smothered his cigaret into a nearby table "I don't know why I'd be afraid toots. Sure the reaper's got zombies and cyborgs but I've got my old friend carnefex and seven years of kung fu on my side..." He affectionally patted his sidearm "... It doesn't matter where they send me and to do what, I've got a system that fixes every problem out there." violence solves everything.

Detective siddled his way close to her, reeking of old whiskey and stale cigarets, before speaking in a hushed gravely tone "So now that I've met the captain, how about we get that drink sweatheart". He knew it was in the bag already but he still layed the charm on thick, making sure she enjoyed the full Detective Rampage experience.
@TheLazarus

I don't really want to make any promises since I've got a bunch of RPs starting but I'm interested. So anybody can use Energy as much as they want but it's up to them to grow their capacity by being a dick/saint or letting themselves be overwhelmed by their emotion? What's the specifics on using spirit energy? Like evil/good in the person's perception or by their actions? Like if somebody raised to be a saint killed an ant and felt guilty but also good since that's their idea of evil will they get stronger with black spirit? How about a sociopath who kills half a dozen people but doesn't necessarily see it as a bad thing?

Can you give a measuring stick on how powerful/limited the powers can be?
@Shandria
Detective eyed the Asari and looked around the room, noticing her signs he decided to talk to her. He started striding up to the Asari with a rugged smile, his stance filled with swagger "You can just call me by my first name sweetheart..." Detective paused dramatically, lighting up a cigarette before taking a long drawn out drag. A large puff of smoke escaped his mouth in a drawn out sigh of pleasure "...that hits the spot. I don't know what the hell this 'Minotaur' thing you're talking about is, but apparently, I'm supposed to be a researcher on some ship. I job I'd be damn great in if I might add." Detective didn't want to go on a tangent about his scientific discoveries that might confuse the poor obviously ignorant girl and changed the topic "If you want, later we can get to know about each other more over drinks... But right now I really need to talk to the commander toots"

Detective didn't expect to get hit on him so quickly but he couldn't blame her since his charms were practically irresistible. More than once he'd gotten into trouble because of his overwhelming charisma but he'd be a damned liar if he said he regretted it either. He needed to give her a raincheck though since he still needed to meet the new commander. Maverick as he was, Detective still wanted to meet his new CO face to face, man to man. The whole reason he was here was to save the galaxy and he'd be damned if he was held back by a spineless yellow-bellied coward.
@Vampiretwilight
Too many other RPs I promised to join got started.
I don't really feel like doing this anymore I'm pulling out officially.
Detective Rampage didn't at all mind the fact that he was assigned to become a researcher since he pretty much mastered science anyway. If there was one thing he had to know about science, the one thing he was absolutely sure about without a shadow of a doubt was the fact that science... is... for... NERDS! He was no nerd so obviously science couldn't affect him. Just by coming to this conclusion Detective was sure he knew everything there was to know about science.

Detective hadn't put much thought in where he was going or what this mission was supposed to be, all he knew was that it felt right to do it. His gut instinct was telling him that only good things could come out of this trip and that every little thing in the galaxy had aligned to make this the perfect mission. He took a long drag on his cigarette, blowing a large puff of smoke before loudly opening the automatic door then he spoke with a gravely authoritative voice "Detective Rampage has finally arrived! I'm here to shoot zombies and beat reaper ass!". The crew members in the bridge looked in alarm at the suddenly shouting detective before calming down and resuming to their work. One of them lazily points with one hand to the side "Commander's in the lounge"

Detective threatened the crew member with a finger "You better be telling me the truth, otherwise... I'm coming for you boy." he said to the random guy just trying to help. He roughly stomped towards the direction pointed out to him, looking mean and full of purpose as he opened another door

"Detective Rampage here to serve stone cold justice!"
A crew member taking stock flinched "... This is the medbay."
"Uhhh... Do you know where the lounge is?"
"Just down the hall, it's even labeled. You can't miss it."

Detective nodded in thanks before walking to the door he assumed was the lounge. He saw a door which he was sure was going to lead to the lounge this time but he needed to be sure so he gingerly opened the door. Inside he could see people playing cards and laying on the virtual reality machine. "Is this the lounge?" he said quietly. One of the crew nodded in confirmation. Detective went out of the room, closed the door then immediately burst back in "PRIVATE DETECTIVE MAX RAMPAGE REPORTING FOR DUTY! I'm here to smoke red sand and kick space monster ass... and I'm all outta red sand."

The arrival of even more creatures caused Jasper to freak out "Jesus mother of god I'm surrounded" shook in fear as the thought hit him. "They're everywhere, they're coming out the god damned woodwork. My supplies won't be able to cut it, I need a full-on goddamned kill team!". Never before had he had to deal with such a large number of supernaturals alone, the most he'd had to handle was a particularly nasty cult headed by a demon duke but never these many creatures and never in such a large variety when he was alone. Jasper needed to exfiltrate from this room and he needed to do it quickly, so he fell back into his training to come up with a clever lie "I'M NOT FEELING WELL! Tell the teacher I'm having family problems with my dog! He needs a new kidney!!!" he shouted to nobody in particular.

Grabbing his school bag, Jasper jumped out of the open window and landed with a roll before sprinting into the distance. One hand quickly took out his phone, then he typing furiously as he ran "Situation has gone from code white straight into red. Requesting reinforcements. One dozen count supernaturals, half unknown in arts and crafts class. Mobilize teams Guzman, Tavera and Escolano, Bring heavy weapons. Mobolize Archers 1 and 2 and Guardians 1 to 5 on standby for bombing runs. The situation is FUBAR! FUBAR!!!". Jasper hid behind a pillar where he trembled in fear as he waited for the bombs to drop.

Peter walked into the room just seconds after Jasper's breakdown "Howdy guys, nice to meet you all. I thought I was late but it looks like the teacher's not here yet.". He just took a seat in the middle, not really minding where he sat. As the young man got comfortable, he wondered where Jasper was since he was should have been here earlier than Peter until his phone started to buzz full of messages.

"///>>>Dervish Actual has elevated threat level to red.<<</// "
"///>>>Dervish Actual has requested Kill Squad Guzman on site, Tanner Actual Confirm YES/NO<<<///"
"///>>>Dervish Actual has requested Combat Squad Tavera on site, Tanner Actual Confirm YES/NO<<<///"
"///>>>Dervish Actual has requested Support Squad Escolano on site, Tanner Actual Confirm YES/NO<<<///"
"///>>>...<<<///


Peter swore inwardly "Well at least he hasn't gone on a rampage... probably.". Peter smiled at his classmates before talking "Whoops, looks like I gotta take this call. Just tell the teacher I'm coming in late or something. See you guys in a bit" He smiled before dipping out of the room. He started to call his support handler when he saw nobody nearby.

"This is Tanner Actual to Vigil Actual. Give me a rundown on the situation."
"I dunno man, you know how Jasper is. Must have started freaking out when too many freaks started showing up. High command REALLY messed up not having somebody watch him."
"God damn it Jasper, why the hell can't you just pretend to be normal for even an hour."
"Like you're one to talk, Pete. At least it's obvious Jasper's a weirdo, you totally give me the creeps you know that? I mean what the hell's up with your stupid smile?"
"Stow it Vigil, terminate those orders for backup and ordinance then send me Dervish Actual's coordinates."
"Stowing it and sending you the location agent psycho. Vigil actual out."
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