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    1. Durandal 10 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current The boys are back in town
8 yrs ago
You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
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9 yrs ago
Die for the Emperor, or die trying.
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9 yrs ago
Took some political alignment and bias tests today. I think the results were skewed.
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9 yrs ago
You are what you dare, or so some say. Don't be that guy who is forever after known as the one who set his pants on fire.
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No, he isnt space god... God didnt sacrifise himself for mankind, Jesus did. :P


If anything, Ollanius Pius would be Space Jesus, sacrificing himself so Space God could cast out Space Satan.
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Pff... Space Jesus... It's not like such a thing exists or something...


He's space God, not Space Jesus.
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Meanwhile, in Cardia's bunkers: "Aliens and mutants; Exterminate" "THEY WILL DIE THIS DAY!" "We must clear all impurities." "ALL SHALL FEAR THE AUTARCH'S WRATH!" "None shall pass unscaved." "THE ALIENS SHALL SUFFER THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!" "The aliens shall burn!" ANOINT THEM WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD!

Come and get it space Hirolini... We have biscuits :D


I'll kill you, your biscuits, and then anoint myself with YOUR blood! For I am SPESS JESUS!!!!!!!!!
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In other words: You're space Napoitler?


No, I'm space Alexander the Great Jesus.
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Nom nom nom THE NEW ROMAN EMPIRE.

IMPERIAL POWER SUPREME, ALL BOW BEFORE THE EMPRESS.


Now why would I do that when I am gathering the greatest army the galaxy has ever seen? What... I mean, happy thoughts. Yeah. Peace and happiness.
All my vessels are in.
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Then why must you eat planets!? D:


Because they taste good.
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I think I am missing the context here.


There is no context. I was just hungry.
Nom nom nom planets.
No idea if you guys are still accepting/going forwards with this but mind if I join?
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