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Count me in for Team Edging. My ass is going to track down every last backpack and token before I think of letting the game "end."
I've gotten into Black Sails lately, and good God is Toby Stephens the Nick Fury I never knew I wanted to cast...

I wanted to have a post up tonight, but work was busier than expected and now the Eagles are about to start so it probably won't happen until Sunday at the earliest.


The Super Bowl Champion Eagles, you mean.
Wait, we don't like numerical scores 'round these parts?

*discreetly deletes Word document titled "Ultimate One Universe: Season One post rankings"*
Oh no! Spider-Man (PS4) only got an 8.7 from IGN. That's basically a 5.4 from a reputable website.
What is the Witcher about? Never played the games. I know it's very popular and seems like it's fantasy and you can fuck people. That's all I've gotten from the zeitgeist.


And all I know on top of that is that if you try to two-time your love interests, they'll trick you into agreeing to a threesome so they can tie you up and leave you there.
I keep meaning to play the Witcher games -- picked up the first two on a Steam sale a while back -- but I don't have 100+ hours to commit to three supposedly giant RPGs. Plus, I've been told the gameplay (or at least the combat) for the first one really sucks, so that doesn't have me in any hurry to try it.

I dunno how well Cavill can play the ladies' man Geralt, though, what with his fear of getting accused of sexual harassment.
<Snipped quote by Eddie Brock>

Do you need some help from above? :P


In a normal situation, I'd welcome it, but Captain Rogers has a score to settle this time.
Washington is crowded right now.


Not to worry. The Liberators plan on thinning the population considerably.
You're not hallucinating, folks. I did, in fact, post in back-to-back days. How did I accomplish this Herculean feat, you ask? Simple: I made the second post really, really suck!
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