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viciousEmpress Worship Thread

WORSHIP HARDER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

viciousEmpress Worship Thread

@ScreenAcne You are hired as a high subjugglator. Job description: murder peasantbloods who a.) defy the Empress, or b.) can't tell decent jokes. Usually, it is a combination of both.

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BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

I BET YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOUR HAND.

viciousEmpress Worship Thread

The servant's angry shrieks subside into soft whimpers, and the tealblood embraces her superior @viciousEmpress in a sadhug.

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

THE FIRST TROLL IS KNOCKED TO THE FLOOR BESIDE LIZARD-MAN, AND LIES FACE DOWN AS HER MULTIPLE GUNSHOT WOUNDS BEGIN TO STAIN HER SHIRT THE SICKLY TEAL COLOR OF HER BLOOD. SHE SPITS UP BLOOD, STANDS UP, AND WINCES A LITTLE BECAUSE WOW. BULLETS KIND OF HURT. SHE LOOKS AROUND, DOES A SICK YOUTHROLL OVER THE BAR, AND GRABS A BOTTLE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING, SICKENING BEVERAGE AVAILABLE, WHICH IS OF COURSE, FAYGO.

SHE TAKES A FEW DESPERATE SWIGS OF THE SYRUPY FILTH.

SHE IS DOWN WITH THE CLOWN.

WITH A REFRESHED SIGH, THE YOUNG TROLL DOES A DOUBLE FRONT-FLIP OVER THE BAR, PICKS UP HER MACE, AND TWIRLS AROUND WITH IT UNTIL IT HITS THE BALD-TENDER SQUARE IN THE FACE WITH ITS SPIKY BUSINESS END.

viciousEmpress Worship Thread

The Empress's humble, tealblooded servant puts down her flail and summons a ridiculously, impractically huge axe. She proceeds to decapitate @Ezmeralda for her filthy, offensive gesture. Then, the axe is put away, and the flail picked up again. The tealblood stares down the wolf that is @Ezekial Wolffe, but is unsure if she can bring herself to kill a creature that so closely resembles her lusus.

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

THE FIRST TROLL, THE ONE FROM BEFORE, WAS DISTRACTED FROM HER BRUTAL BEATING OF THE RED-BLOODED, RED-HEADED HUMAN BY WHAT APPEARED TO BE AN ATTACK ON HER DEAR, LOVELY MOIRAIL, AND IF SHE WAS ENRAGED BEFORE THEN NOW SHE WAS GORDON RAMSEY: SPOUTING BLOOD IN AN ANGER-INDUCED NOSEBLEED AND SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY ABOUT HOW NOBODY FUCKS WITH ANYONE IN HER QUADRANTS. SHE TURNED AWAY FROM THE MOSTLY-GUTTED REDHEAD AND THREW HER MACE SKILLFULLY STRAIGHT INTO THE REPTILIAN MAN'S RIBCAGE, BUSINESS-END FIRST. IT DID NOT MATTER THAT HE ALREADY HAD A HARPOON LODGED FIRMLY IN HIS FACE. THIS WAS FOLLOWED QUICKLY BY A DROPKICK THAT LEFT HER ON THE FLOOR FLOPPING LIKE A FISH UNTIL SHE MANAGED TO STAND UP.

AT WHICH POINT SHE PROCEEDED TO STOMP LIZARD-MAN'S THROAT IN.

BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME

A YOUNG TROLL HAD BEEN SITTING AT ONE END OF THE BAR SINCE LONG BEFORE ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. SHE HAD COME HERE TO RELAX, DAMN IT, BUT NOW SINCE FIGHTING HAD BEGUN, SHE WAS FEELING THE VIOLENT WAYS OF HER PEOPLE COMING TO THE SURFACE AND REPRESSED BLOODLUST BOILING INSIDE HER. ALTHOUGH AT FIRST SHE TRIED TO RESIST, SHE NOW LEAPED ON TOP OF THE BAR WITH A SCREECH, TRUSTY MACE IN HAND, PERFECTLY JOYFUL TO MAIM WHOMEVER SHE FELT DESERVED IT.

DESPITE THE LIZARD MAN ABSORBING SHELL AFTER SHELL OF GUNFIRE RIGHT BESIDE HER, THE TROLL SEEMED MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN THE REDHEAD OVER THERE IN ONE OF THE BOOTHS, AND IN THE SEVERED HEAD THAT SHE CLUTCHED IN WHAT LOOKED TO THE TROLL LIKE A PREMATURE DECLARATION OF VICTORY. HOW DARE SHE?

AND WITH THAT, THE GRAY-SKINNED HUMANOID CHARGED TOWARD THE GREEN-CLAD HUMAN, MACE RAISED, AND BEGAN TO LAY INTO HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH SAID MACE WHILE SHRIEKING HYSTERICALLY UNTIL HER MACE GLISTENED WITH BRIGHT RED BLOOD AND PIECES OF INTERNAL ORGANS.

viciousEmpress Worship Thread

You walk into a room.

It's not very fancy. This isn't the temple, idiot! I'm just showing you the way.

Yes. I'm standing in a glass elevator. Get your sorry ass in here! Okay. Yes. There you go. Oh. You want to press the down button? Okay. Fine, press the button, I don't care. There we go, yes, the door is closing and I have you by the throat so you can't run away.

Theeere we go. Nice and relaxed. See why this thing is glass? It's so you can watch us go underwater!

What the fuck is Rapture?

Okay, anyway, here we are, at the bottom of the ocean. Come on now, follow me, this is the temple. All marble floors and fancy windows so you can see the fish swimming by! But that isn't the best part, no! The best part is who this temple was built for! The best part of this temple is.... @viciousEmpress!

So...yeah. Bring flowers, food, and expensive shit like jewelry as gifts or I will bludgeon you. That is all! Have a nice day!