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6 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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6 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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7 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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7 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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7 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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Welcome back!
No worries! <3 It's totally fine.
Well, I'm in quite a few RPs, so I try to reply to threads mostly in order. Things get shuffled around based on inspiration and what not sometimes. Having a list helps keep me from forgetting about games too much.
Teddy noooooo! I love JK, and I know from a story perspective that having romances from the series be canon is a lot more satisfying to the narrative than "but they broke up a few years later because they were young and still growing up". But pfffft shit don't work like that yo. There's a reason marrying young rarely works out

Of course, for delicious dramz, Victoire is still a lil hung up on Ted. First love and all that and feelings are complicated. Why deal with those when you can run off on dangerous jobs hunting gold and avoid confronting them???? That is clearly the best idea. >.>

Super spoopy ruins hooooooo. I'm thinking it's a sprawling underground beneath a recently discovered unplottable henge with all sorts of terribleness in an old and spectacularly dangerous patch of woods.

Sounds good! Victoire def observed people loads, but they ran in different circles, so she'd probably note a shift from pleasantness to not so pleasantness, but not investigate further.

YES. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT AHHHJJJTDGUGUGU I NEED IT BUT OH GOD I AM WORRIED. Idk. I want to see the play so bad. And Fantastic Beasts!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

Aight homeslice, i need to sleep. Cheers!
Victoire would be on that gold like flies on shit. And oooh, yes. Maybe there's scrolls on techniques--raising inferi, maybe attempts to bring the dead back as they were (mayhaps even successfully??? That would be terrifyingly awful). Plus all sorts of dangerous relics and traps and curses galore.

And, of course, they're bound to run into /actual/ Dark Wizards, because yes.

Another thought; they were in the same year, and they were both Prefects, so likely they at least knew of each other, probably had classes together over the years. Any thoughts on their interacions there?? Victoire was pretty solitary, although she undoubtedly followed Teddy Lupin around for the first 5 years, and had a small friends group.

Also no worries, I'm on my phone as well
Tomorrow morning, you're first on my list! Hopefully I can word vomit summat decent.

Altho, question! Since Evander is unemployed vigilanteing about, how do we want to link these two nerds together via creepy magic terrible times?? Perhaps he trespasses on the dig site? Weasels in as a hired hand for the project?
100% yes! Feel free to shoot me a PM for plotting misadventures.
I think I have Sadie muse goodness!!

Unfortunately I am swamped today and tomorrow. Ughhhh, adulting! I'll get you a post as soon as I can.
In Hello 9 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild! Advice wise, we've got a few excellently written guides that are worth a read. Here you go!

And the best bit of advice I can give is perseverance; most games that get plotted die, especially 1x1s, and it's sad and awful, but it's just the nature of the beast. If someone disappears two posts into a game you're really enjoying, don't take it personally. Keep at it; pitch the idea again, find a new writing buddy, and have crazy misadventures.

Have fun!
Oof, I totally wanted to get a post up tonight, but my brain isn't cooperating. Sorry about that!
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