Sure, I could probably kill them all, but the paperwork would be such a bitch...
El Taco Taco
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Schist happens.
STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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Sure, I could probably kill them all, but the paperwork would be such a bitch...
Move up here and cosplay with me, god damn it! I need you to be Ellie, Kristin is cosplaying Moxxi and I need you 2 to cry together over Scooter!!!!
It was ♡ I also got strangled by Bucky, got to execute Deadpool, and follow Peter Pan and Wendy in the most deadly collection of Lost Boys ever.
ALSO APPARENTLY THE JOY COSPLAYER THERE WAS KRISTINA FROM THE PARSELMOUTHS??? LIKE WHAT????? I INADVERTENTLY MET MY WIZARD ROCK IDOL?????
ALSO APPARENTLY THE JOY COSPLAYER THERE WAS KRISTINA FROM THE PARSELMOUTHS??? LIKE WHAT????? I INADVERTENTLY MET MY WIZARD ROCK IDOL?????
I can't wait until I can show you guys my photos with Male Leia the Hutt Slayer.
He literally held me aloft while I crushed his neck with my thigh and punched him in the head. AMAZING. He was such a bro.
He literally held me aloft while I crushed his neck with my thigh and punched him in the head. AMAZING. He was such a bro.
Leebby u r full of shit. We cry together over shit all the goddamn time.
srsly tho, it was gr8. Not quite Winter Soldier level gr8, but def as good as Avengers 1.
The sass was on fuckin point oh my goodness. AND T'CHALLA AAAHHHHHH FUCKIN PERF!!!!
SPIDEY! Weirdly young and hot Aunt May was kind of weird, but yes, Spidey was a gift omg
Plus Sharon quoted my FAV FUCKIN CAP SPEECH EVER, altho it was attributed to Peggy (FINE BY FUCKIN ME YO) and ahhhh I need to see it again
srsly tho, it was gr8. Not quite Winter Soldier level gr8, but def as good as Avengers 1.
The sass was on fuckin point oh my goodness. AND T'CHALLA AAAHHHHHH FUCKIN PERF!!!!
SPIDEY! Weirdly young and hot Aunt May was kind of weird, but yes, Spidey was a gift omg
Plus Sharon quoted my FAV FUCKIN CAP SPEECH EVER, altho it was attributed to Peggy (FINE BY FUCKIN ME YO) and ahhhh I need to see it again
GO SEE IT SO I CAN CRY WITH U
Maybe I should add more options than male/female?
Non-binary and gender fluid would probably be appreciated.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Link me to delicious fic, I need it. -Grabby hands-
I've been super into a series called Son of a Spider. AU where itty bitty Matt Murdock meets Natasha instead of Stick and omg. OMG. I love it. It ruined me. So fucking precious
Yeah. I'm in the same boat. Like...he is unequivocally a shitty dude. HE IS THE WORST. And that point flies over fandoms head...uhhhhbsksjsjwos.
Also, all this love for Hydra makes me really uncomfortable. Like, again, great villains and all, but hearing people actually shout Heil Hydra in the meatworld...grossssssss.
I've been super into a series called Son of a Spider. AU where itty bitty Matt Murdock meets Natasha instead of Stick and omg. OMG. I love it. It ruined me. So fucking precious
Yeah. I'm in the same boat. Like...he is unequivocally a shitty dude. HE IS THE WORST. And that point flies over fandoms head...uhhhhbsksjsjwos.
Also, all this love for Hydra makes me really uncomfortable. Like, again, great villains and all, but hearing people actually shout Heil Hydra in the meatworld...grossssssss.
I hadn't considered SamRhodey...oh my. I could get on board with that.
Loki would be nowhere near as popular as he is if he weren't played by Hiddleston. Fandom will forgive pretty white boys for anything. Ward proved that. Bleh.
I mean, I like mcu Loki as a villain, and Huddleston was gr8, I just get squicked out by shipping him with characters. And shipping him with Clint is just so, so awful and gross. Gdi fandom, stop being such fucksticks.
I do groove on past LokiSif tension tho.
Loki would be nowhere near as popular as he is if he weren't played by Hiddleston. Fandom will forgive pretty white boys for anything. Ward proved that. Bleh.
I mean, I like mcu Loki as a villain, and Huddleston was gr8, I just get squicked out by shipping him with characters. And shipping him with Clint is just so, so awful and gross. Gdi fandom, stop being such fucksticks.
I do groove on past LokiSif tension tho.
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