At least you have a bit of time, yeah?? That is so crazy awesome. You are so much braver than me. I don't think I could ever have kids. that's way too terrifying
Awww <3 what a keeper!!
Awww <3 what a keeper!!
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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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Loathing at first sight makes for the best of ships. c:
Also, WOOSH! Toast. Feel free to do whatevsies with the ruins. Are they locked in? Do traps spring and try to murder our intrepid nerds? Inferi? WHO KNOOOOOWSSS
Also, WOOSH! Toast. Feel free to do whatevsies with the ruins. Are they locked in? Do traps spring and try to murder our intrepid nerds? Inferi? WHO KNOOOOOWSSS
Victoire was not a particularly forgiving woman. It was a rather nasty character flaw, she knew, but she'd never been good at letting go of grudges. People were often so quick to judge her--she didn't see the point in doing anything else unto them.
This Barius had not done anything in the past five minutes to endear him towards her.
Barius. The name snagged in her thoughts, cleared by the oxygen flooding her veins. That name was strangely familiar to her. For the first time since her would-be strangler had ruined her morning, Victoire took stock of his features. She was rather disturbed to find just how familiar he looked.
He was taller than her, but not by much. The dark coiff of his hair was tousled from their scuffle. A fire burned in his gaze, hate coiled and ready to strike. The realisation made her frown, wand lowering slightly.
His explanation made little sense to her. Necromancers? That was...an odd choice in word. It belonged more in fable than in reality, the sort of bogey man that haunted legend and ancient propaganda. Victoire knew dark magic better than most, but necromancer brought to mind Beedle the Bard's tales, not historical fact.
"Barius," Victoire repeated, an edge of curiosity entering her suspicious voice. She cocked her head to one side, appraising her prey for a long moment. Then, "You were in my year, weren't you?"
Her lips pressed into a frown. After a long moment, she flicked her wand. The ropes retreated, disintegrating into nothingness--although she had raised her wand once more, readied to fire a jinx at a moment's notice.
"You need to leave. I'll escort you to the surface. If you're lucky, you won't be charged." Nodding her head towards the massive doorway, Victoire tutted. "Go."
This Barius had not done anything in the past five minutes to endear him towards her.
Barius. The name snagged in her thoughts, cleared by the oxygen flooding her veins. That name was strangely familiar to her. For the first time since her would-be strangler had ruined her morning, Victoire took stock of his features. She was rather disturbed to find just how familiar he looked.
He was taller than her, but not by much. The dark coiff of his hair was tousled from their scuffle. A fire burned in his gaze, hate coiled and ready to strike. The realisation made her frown, wand lowering slightly.
His explanation made little sense to her. Necromancers? That was...an odd choice in word. It belonged more in fable than in reality, the sort of bogey man that haunted legend and ancient propaganda. Victoire knew dark magic better than most, but necromancer brought to mind Beedle the Bard's tales, not historical fact.
"Barius," Victoire repeated, an edge of curiosity entering her suspicious voice. She cocked her head to one side, appraising her prey for a long moment. Then, "You were in my year, weren't you?"
Her lips pressed into a frown. After a long moment, she flicked her wand. The ropes retreated, disintegrating into nothingness--although she had raised her wand once more, readied to fire a jinx at a moment's notice.
"You need to leave. I'll escort you to the surface. If you're lucky, you won't be charged." Nodding her head towards the massive doorway, Victoire tutted. "Go."
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Awww yissss motherfuckin bump crumbs
Sometimes the face chooses you. Freya Mavor has waaaayyy too many happy and rambunctious gifs and photos to really suit Victoire, but she's adorable and I've used her for so long that it feels wrong to change it now.
Ahhh <3 That's so exciting. You're getting close!!
It most certainly was! But I found a proper good job selling insurance of all things ;P Decent pay, great hours, not too difficult but reasonably rewarding. Plus my boss is hella great.
And good! I'm glad you've got folks looking out for you <3
It most certainly was! But I found a proper good job selling insurance of all things ;P Decent pay, great hours, not too difficult but reasonably rewarding. Plus my boss is hella great.
And good! I'm glad you've got folks looking out for you <3
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Bump! I'm going on vacation, but I'd love to get some plotting done! <3
Awww, you're too kind, love <3
They are doing much better! I fucking finally found a not soul crushing job, and husbandito is back from deployment. That alone helped immeasurably ;A;
I'm about to go on vacation for the next few days, but I'll see if I can write summat on the flight. I can never sleep on planes anyways P:
They are doing much better! I fucking finally found a not soul crushing job, and husbandito is back from deployment. That alone helped immeasurably ;A;
I'm about to go on vacation for the next few days, but I'll see if I can write summat on the flight. I can never sleep on planes anyways P:
Lookin slick!
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