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El Taco Taco
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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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- Old Guild Username: El Taco Taco
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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6 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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7 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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7 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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I seriously am. I live in the best place on earth haha. Sorrryyyy Seattle is just literally better than everyone else
Happy crying! It was so cute
instagram.com/p/BRRq_hWDOcc
Look how cute she is!
Bioware loves making the women I love straight. Morrigan, Tali, Cassandra, Miranda...now Cora. Siiiighhhhhh.
Happy crying! It was so cute
instagram.com/p/BRRq_hWDOcc
Look how cute she is!
Bioware loves making the women I love straight. Morrigan, Tali, Cassandra, Miranda...now Cora. Siiiighhhhhh.
Remember, it's garbage can, not garbage cannot.
Omg!!! Congrats! Is she hella adorable? She totes is. Ahhh!! <3
Omg!!! Congrats! Is she hella adorable? She totes is. Ahhh!! <3
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@Fetzen absolutely! Give me a moment to fetch the idea from the depths of my Pms and I'll shoot you a message :)
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Boop!
We are spoiled in Seattle! It feels like there's a con every other week here.
Right???? My friend Rebecca got to sit with him for like 30 min and she cried and I am peanut butter and jealous but so happy for her ahhhh
It's pretty good! It doesn't give enough context in the beginning for some things--ME1 did a really good job at giving you world building up front and driving home the importance and nuance of its jargon. Andromeda is overall really good tho. I'm in love with literally every companion and several background characters whoooooppps
The Turian council type is especially delicious and I am saddened I cannot bang him.
Right???? My friend Rebecca got to sit with him for like 30 min and she cried and I am peanut butter and jealous but so happy for her ahhhh
It's pretty good! It doesn't give enough context in the beginning for some things--ME1 did a really good job at giving you world building up front and driving home the importance and nuance of its jargon. Andromeda is overall really good tho. I'm in love with literally every companion and several background characters whoooooppps
The Turian council type is especially delicious and I am saddened I cannot bang him.
I SUCK SORRRRYYY. Will get you a post asap!!!
It's so okay love! I'll wait for you forever if need be <3
I'm okay, mostly!! Busy busy. Dealing with some chronic pain again but oh wellllll. How are you???
I'm okay, mostly!! Busy busy. Dealing with some chronic pain again but oh wellllll. How are you???
ISUCKSOMUCHAHHHHH
I'm so sorry!!! It's been crazy. I got caught up in things and totally lost track of everything
I'm still down for this if you are
I'm so sorry!!! It's been crazy. I got caught up in things and totally lost track of everything
I'm still down for this if you are
I live!!!!
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